Dear faithful readers,
Please don't get the wrong impression. We recognize that mom justifies her time spent drawing
(TIME SPENT AWAY FROM US) as a way to generate income so we can enjoy a higher quality
of life.
OF COURSE IT IS, MOM, SUCH A SAINT Y'ARE!
We see through it whereas, since many of you are not guinea pigs (although the Hooligans are
totally gonna be with us on this, we just KNOWZ IT!) you think mom is an altruistic, deeply
committed (well, the "committed" part true) person.
Just ain't so because there is nevah, EVAH any justification for not paying attention to us,
unless it is to work on the wheatgrass farm...
(But we kinda ate that, too...ooops, what I mean by TOO?)
Hey, we are in training for ArtSnackN and - unfortunately - Raj got busted last night practicing on
a paper towel. He got the stealth of a drunk effelant, that one. Some of us (Calvin the small) are
quieter, less obtrusive about our PirateArtRaidZ!
Anyhoo...just sayin' hope we don't get caught again.
Love,
the good one,
YumYum
Learn to hide the evidence.
ReplyDeleteooooh, good one, MsA!
ReplyDeleteNot to self: hide the evidence!
who i send this to?
Take the munch under her bed. If she is like our Mom she won't evah look there!
ReplyDeleteNOTE TO SELVES: HIRE DUKE AS CONSULTANT FOR FUTURE MAYHEM.
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