(Editor whispering to YumYum...)
rewind: "Dear Readers,"
(Editor: that's better, YumYum, thank you for being polite)
Dear Readers,
IT BE ME, YUM-YUM, WHAT UP?
Today Bear the Beaver Pig passed away from cancer.
I haven't even come out of shock from PandaPig passing away from cancer just two days ago. I have been on a hunger fast, hiding in my box, and not wanting any comfort. And that was just with losing my best friend, PandaPig. So, when we lost Bear, mom knew I would be next if something wasn't done to cheer me up so I would start eating again and come out of my Grief Place.
She went to the Whatcom Humane Society, who only occasionally have guinea pigs. Today they had two who came in together! For ME?!
She brought them home and set up their new, fun cage between my cage and her bed.
This is them. I think I like them. They are very funny! They chase each other and play games and are not sad, like me. Mom thinks they will teach me how to feel joy again. It seems impossible. But these two are comedians. I thought she'd bring home a new toy, not...not...not something this special.
Yes, yes, I definitely like them.
It's just that...
WHAT THE ?!@#$%&***?! ARE THEY? They are FUNNY, THESE TWO. IS THAT A GOOD THING? PERHAPS SO. ESPECIALLY NOW. SO...
WELCOME, WHO AND WHATEVER YOU ARE. WE HOPE YOU MAKE US LAUGH AGAIN.
stay tuned, readers. YumYum got hisself somethin' new!
Just remember our new Sanctuary motto: NO PIG LEFT BEHIND!
i'm sad. and PandaPig was our blogger, not me: don't expect Shakespeare.
but you might want to stay tuned as we find out exactly what we have gotten ourselves into now! gonna be good, for sure.
bye y'all,
sad YumYum (with Happiness potential now secured in their own cage next to mine)
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