WHAT?!

dE
AR readers, i just wrote the best blog
post ever
written and it wa s realllly long and elegant
poetic,
ELOqqutnt and
most Rivetign ReadinG experience
AND award
whining, no doubt! i DA wrter of Dis House!
cyberspace ate IT WHile i was showing it to EVeryone &bragGing.

it G.O.N.E! SERIOULY, G.ON.E! LIke, where?~!@@@!!!***!!!

me sad, me giving
Post"Editor-Sail this STupid-Ship in cyBurSpase" back to YumYum, beCause
i'M too PretTy to Write
so GOOD AND theN lose it and NOt when the beSt BloGger pirize!  bets writer, realy, me. really: me, oh.

just gONNA lay HEre in disMay. any ThingLIKE dIS tragedy happen to anyone ELSE?

i wood Wring my Hands in DUSMAY if guineapigs had hands,,,i'm going to lie here in Shock, what wrong wid you compuder
people makin'd dat so SSTUPID YOU LOSE MY PIGITZTER PRIZE BLOG POST LIKE DAT?!

DOES we try again or give up + EAT carrots? my first big sadness...how A GifTed Riter DEal with Tradegy?

LItterAry Tragedy TodYA I will never BEE Same Pig Agin, now just aNOTHE r pretty pig...tAlent undiscovered
SO sad AnD at Such AN earLy age, too, Only 9 MoNths...doeS self_Pity, caN wE do DAt or UnaTTractive?

pretty one did good, cybermonkeys stole masterpiece, now beautiful day full of LiDerarry Dreams go BUTS SBUT BUST!

PREEYTTY PIG OUT.