PATTISON FLEW TO ROOF OF OWL BOX AFTER WE WENT TO BED! TONIGHT THEY TAKE FLIGHT!

Come Out, Come Out « Molly's Box

Dear Readers,

Mom is all about Owls this week. We are helpless to stop her ceaseless vigil on the Twitter feed, only a migraine can do that.

But, even then, she'll go on to "Full Screen."

What we have done is grown accustomed to all the frightful sounds we hear coming from Molly's box whenever little rodents meet their untimely end.

That used to scare us so much mom kept us in the bedroom while she watched in the den, but no more! Ever since FledgeWatch began, we have joined
her to enjoy the wing-flapping, Molly Morse Code, and hork jokes together as one big, excited family on the best Reality Show ever created. It has
helped us all because we do miss the marsh and woods at dusk...when the hunters come out, the coyotes howl, and bats fly erratically in perfectly chaotic flight.

ALSO...we have learned some things about mom we never knew (and still regret knowing) i.e. primarily that she loves Zombies and knows more about them
than she should. Not new zombies, just old ones, the B&W ones without bones, who walk with their arms out and cannot run because they don't have bones
in their ankles...MOM! What the ?!@#$%&*

ALSO, mom has attracted some interesting Twitter followers, among them a fellow zombie-lover and a Bengals fan! She's pretty sure he/she is not a fan
of the Bengal cats folks were Twittering about the other night but, rather, the Bengals football team! So, mom must be a massive disappointment to him/her
in that department. Raj and Taj are still getting to know mom and this is a macabre discovery, all this zombie stuff, the "hork-chop" jokes (mom, you are a
vegetarian, remember?!) and a dark sense of humor egged on by other Twitterers all knowing that sooner, rather than later, the owlets are eventually going
to fledge and 11 million watchers (about 5,000 regulars each night, we think) are going to endure "empty nest" syndrome. So, they joke and pretend that the
owlets are going to fledge yet it also means they will never, ever, EVER ACTUALLY FLY AWAY FROM THE OWL BOX...

Humans truly mystify us guinea pigs: they are SO WEIRD. On the other hand, never a dull moment between Raj and Taj, Molly's Owl Box, and mom's secret
love of boneless zombies...who knew? Who WANTS TO?!

Sigh, well, mom is so ill from the move and so sad about it that we will humor her by keeping her company again tonight so maybe we will all see First Flight
together!

Yeah, when cavies get Wings!

YumYum is OUT ON OWLWATCH NOW! LOVE AND WELCOME TO ANY MODS NOW FOLLOWING OUR BLOG!
(That's Molly Obsessive Disorder, in case you haven't been
hanging on my every word this month!)