Long, very sweet story: When mom feels better - she always sick, dat mom! - she help me tell you beautiful story wid happy,
poignant ending.(please remind if we forget, because you will love it, too, promise)...
In today's world: A genuine, true-life HAPPY ENDING...AND A NEW BEGINNING... Not goin' back to old owner, found new home and mom says story will bring us to sweet, little-bitty guineaPig tears: We's not gonna miss dat thing, but - sniff, sniff - we miss dat thing...where she, mom? Mom says God has placed her in the best imaginable home and she got free extensive vet care first! now mom in bed but also first good news about Raj: he never purred before, very ferrety and snooty on mom...yesterday would not accept bright yellow organic $4 pepper she got for our Vitamin C, UNTIL she hand-fed him, petted him while he ate, AND DAT BOY PURRING FOR FIRST TIME ON MOM! SAY HE LOVE HER NOW WON'T EAT WITHOUT HER LOVE HIM BACK AT SAME TIME?
WHEN DAT HAPPEN?! now Both Mahals lovins' mom! since April dey's all: we gots each other, we don't need her...but she keep lovin' on them. hard to get piggies who never been handled, doesn't like people if not touched from childhood so not lovin' mom at all, always runnin' away and snooty! she patient, she keep on lovin' on dem anyway, NOW IT PAYIN' OFF!
Mom says she gonna hork a hairball, gotta go to bed, so we tell ya's more real soon.
today 2 blocks away the Harley-Davidson Big Burley Biker Show wids tattooed womens all over, den tonight da Saturday night EEEEvangelical Street Tent Revival for JESUS! ooohhh, can't miss it? why? 'cause is across OUR STREET. and upstairs, while mom nearly in tears with migraine, somebody playin' soccer against dey's wall! is that what "Oh, HaPPY dAY" song about? world cup RIGHT UPSTAIRS!
Edwin thinks our new life funny! All big security in new building but can't save us from the peoples who all locked inside! Says we lives in an exclusive "gated community" where dey's locked IN da crazy people and surround rest of crazy people just outside us! Downtown Bellinghamsterville...we's not on Scudder Pond anymore...
mom says pretend we in our beautiful, cozy little apartment with big, bright, sunny windows but nothing below us or above us, "only sky" (thank you, John Lennon)...imagine floating in the pretty, pretty sky, like Heaven...
just don't look OUT windows or go OUT door (and don't let nothin' come IN window - like mom's glaring, lurking stalker - or come IN door - like tattooed Jesus wearing leather chaps sporting black, shiny German WWII helmet gunning his Harley)
...only we 4 in our sunny, little space-apartment, floating alone in pretty, pretty sky, like Heaven...
Mom says for us piggies to think like John when he wrote "Imagine" but maybe change a few words, make us happy:
IMAGINE all the people...living...with guinea pigs!
miss Fluffy
Wheek!!!!!
Dearest Yum Yum,
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to hear that you miss Fluffy. However, it is a very good thing that she has a new home for a couple of reasons. #1 is that she is where she is WANTED and NEEDED very much (I think your Mom has told you the whole story). #2 (which is a very important one, mind you), now she has more energy for YOU three little pigolettos! Ya gotta love that! So it is a WIN-WIN situation as they say.
Now, I have a question for you dear boy. It seems that your dialect has changed significantly over the past week. If you don't know what a dialect is, just ask your mom. You are sounding a bit like you are from the south or something. Is your personality changing? Have you been hanging around somebody who talks differently? Just curious dear boy, just curious.
I hope that in spite of your sadness over the departure of Miss Fluffy, you can enjoy what looks like yet another nice day. Let the sun shine in and brighten your day. Make Mom open some windows and let in the fresh air. You will all be better for the experience!
With lots of love,
Auntie Ann