Dear Readers,
Good morning. Since mom sick, we can snitch and gossip! When she still lived in Iowa, she looked this's women in her favorite "wish" catalog. When she moved to the Great Pacific Northwest, she looked like Burly Mountain Girl, Burly Mountain-Bike Girl, Backpacking/HikerGirl, Burly Speedskating Girl, whatever! ya gets da picture, right? Outside, all the time.
Then stupis go fall down: Uh-Oh! Bump head bad. Six weeks later, fall down AGAIN. Bump head, SAME EXACT PLACE (can ya believe it?!) Worse: Now she Urban Art Farmer and wears overalls from the thrift shop to play with us!
But she won't let us take a picture since we want to eat the camera and if it not taking pictures of us, we don't care anyway.
So, mom is OUT. Indefinitely. But her MOD friend just sent pic of her'HamsterSelf standing in middle of big, giant,
organic cornfield and mom been emailing Underwater Flooded Iowa friends...
If this makes no sense we really don't care because guinea pigs just wanna dance and WHEEEEK!
love,
YumYum
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