AM I MOM'S FAVORITE...?

Mom is that true? That I'm your favourite? See, I spelled "favourite" like i's British? Does THAT make me your favourite?

I love each and every one of you, Calvin the small, each and every one of you.

THANKS MOM, you just have to "say that" cuz the rest o'da herd is listening but I knowZ I is your real Favourite!

Calvin the small, why would you even THINK a thing like that?!

'Cuz, mom, I gots my own mug!

Indeed you do, little Calvin, indeed you do.