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Monday, June 6, 2011

CALVIN! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! HEY...

See, this is the thing...sure I get a big space and lots of toys and my very own owlie rug for runarounds, but lil Calvin got mom wrapped around all the parts of him that didn't get neutered! Check it out: he has a big, fluffy, soft, cat bed but - hey - not only that, it comes with a plush Indian blanket for him to cuddle and fall asleep beneath while mom pets him, cooing sweet nothings while he fusses for more petting, more love, more stories about how he is really Calvin the large...well, ENOUGH ALREADY!

CALL ME AN OUTLAW! Watch me not care! Cuz i gotta plan, see, a good plan, gonna hop over this pathetic fence mom thinks is gonna keep me in my play/runaround area and i gonna SURPRISE Calvin the small with a friendly little visit! One that may end up having mom return to the hand surgeon, ya, sue me! The one whose staff kept asking mom, "Now WHAT bit you, a cat, dog, wolf? What?" because her hand was infected with red streaks past her elbow and my teeth actually went through tendons and ligaments and if we weren't vegan, imagine the possibilities! Yeah, gonna hop this fence and get this partay started! S.E.A.L. Team YumYum: INCOMING!
mu-Ah-ha-Ha! Mu-Ah-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!
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5 comments:

  1. Mom needs to Dremel your teeth. That'll fix ya!

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  2. Yummy- be a good boy! You have a blog! A certain decorum is expected! N E V A H bite the hand that feeds you! Silent Cal is the newest and needs a little extra TLC (tender lovin' cavy). Don't make me come out there!

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  3. I have a dremel your Mom can borrow.

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  4. Meme, the hand surgeon offered to pay overnight shipping! Thank you.
    mom

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  5. Hello lovely Lady Coconut! We brunettes must stick together. Best those naughty boyz with your smarts and dainty wayz. Maybe one day your mom will let you taste a macaroon.

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