There are times my good looks get mom sidetracked from where ON me she looks...and, judging from her pathetic attempt at "Do It Yourself Fecal Anal Impaction Removal" I shall remain beautiful. Nobody un-impacts MacNutPie!
In fact, I may even propose to Coconut...planning a cavy wedding would keep mom's idle mind out of the gutter and into June pet wedding magazines; yeah, think I gonna do it...who doesn't love a June wedding? Besides Coconut...she been bossy lately, but I find it an attractive quality, a liberated sow who knows her mind and ain't afraid to express h'self!
Would a twisty-tie suffice as a toe-ring engagement ring?
How 'bout an EAR ring?
ReplyDeleteModern girls don't wear rings.
ReplyDeleteOnly the best for Lady Coco! A lei of carrot tops!
ReplyDeleteWoot-Woot! Yeah, that's what I wantZ is a lei of
ReplyDeletecarrot tops!
And will you be Piglet of Honor, Marifun? At least think about it? And Meme and Ms.A can be part of the carrot top bearing wedding entourage?
Coconut, the blushing bride
Piglet of Honor? Hmmmm- not quite the right term. How about the Porcine of Pride? I can help to weave those carrot tops into one special accoutrement!
ReplyDeleteMarifun, she has requested a carrot-top fascinator. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteOh- way cool- a fascinator of carrot tops it is!Placed of course, at a jaunty angle. A top hat for the groom as well.
ReplyDeleteOH, SQUEEEE! A tOP hAT IT SHALL BE!
ReplyDeleteMAHVELOUS, MARIFUN, MAHVELOUS-O!