Mom under a lot of stress and in a lot of pain and has decided to take her fitness to the next level for strength, agility, and energy! Yeah, she been doing yoga since 1973. Yeah, she got an actual physical condition (don't laugh cuz it is REAL and been diagnosed by many rheumatologists, called "Ligamentous Laxity" which, loosely translated, means she is pretty flexible, but not necessarily in a healthy way since her relaxed ligaments allow bones to go places they don't belong) but here's the deal: SAVE HER FROM H'SELF! DEPICTED HERE IS RODNEY YEE, not mom! You ever seen her on a balance ball? DON'T! Seriously. We wish we hadn't but whenever we hear a loud "THUD!"
followed by words we cannot Blog, we look for that balance ball and when we find it, mom ain't on it, but she is near it and kind of in the position you see above, except sideways, upside down, or worse...and still saying them words we cannot Blog...this is only good for goofy YouTube videos and not for mom or us.
O.K. we giggle. Sue us! I mean, SERIOUSLY! WHO DOES $HIT LIKE THIS? AFTER LATTES?
So, if you don't hear from her...we got: 1) migraines, sick in bed 2) migraines, sick in bed 3) migraines sick in bed 4) YOGA on the balance ball...sick in traction. Sigh...and she thinks Calvin got problems with his exo-skeleton...what is this, some kind of competition?
Why are humans so...forgive me please...speaking strictly of mom here: __________ (well, YOU fill in the blank! Just not in the "comments" section cuz then she'll know we ratted her out and some of you have proven to be her "Voice of Reason" so she gonna know it us you got it from...
Ms.A, Marifun...you listening?
Why are humans so...forgive me please...speaking strictly of mom here: __________ (well, YOU fill in the blank!) Guess in this case the logical blank filler would be... "sick in bed".
ReplyDeleteYou are so generous, Ms. A, what we were going to say rhymes with "Bed" but starts with an "H"
ReplyDeletesick in the _____! HOW YOU ALREADY COMMENT WHILE WE STILL EDITING OUR POSTS? YOU GOT SECRET
POWERZ WE JUST KNOWS YA DOES!!!!
YumYum and the herd
Why are you anonymous on your own blog?
ReplyDeleteThat low to the ground thingy seems to work best. So how come you tryin' to defy gravity? Elastic is spastic! Ms A. has Karnac abilities!
ReplyDeleteYeah Calvin! (minus the poo gift) You go Pirate!
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you,
ReplyDeletesigned,
anonymous
(or STUPIS redefined on
a balance ball!)
Google won't let us back
onto itself so we sign off,
mom goin' in search of vegan
gluten-free muffins, a stiff
latte, and we simply have no
explanation for her. Thank you
for puttin'up with what we get
to every day! LOL!Loves ya's both!
You signed off and now you're NOT anonymous? You keep me confused.
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