The Guinea Pig Shop Is Born
A funny first-person expose from a woman
certain that she could never love a rodent.
At least guinea pigs don't have tails...
if that helps.
We started out here with just one...
We fell in love with that rodent. How
could we not?
could we not?
Yet, we live in a world few
understand because who could comprehend
a complex, playful, emotional, social, intuitive,
trickster, comedic personality all contained within
2 1/2 pounds of...a rodent.
Until you fall in love with one.
So BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! A guinea
pig somewhere loves YOU: If you accept your
fate, know you are doomed to a life of laughter,
fun, giggles galore, love, soothing comfort in times of woe
...and unimaginable discoveries:
fate, know you are doomed to a life of laughter,
fun, giggles galore, love, soothing comfort in times of woe
...and unimaginable discoveries:
for we are extraordinary rodents.
(Without tails. If it helps.)
Put simply: GUINEA PIGS RULE.
As if you didn't already know!
Love,
YumYum
Put simply: GUINEA PIGS RULE.
As if you didn't already know!
Love,
YumYum
And they recycle, too!
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