Mom was under a lot of pressure because she only had ONE ENTIRE MONTH to prepare for last night.
This not a pretty sight, we sorry we showin' it to ya.
But we gotta find mom, doesn't see her anywhere!
(Some peeple doesn't know the difference between "one month" and "one day." Mom one o'dem!) Says wid brain injury time don't make no sense. We shall not comment further upon the advice of our attorneys and the fact our new cuddle-cups and huts hasn't arrived and we really wants 'em! Please do not pity us or she'll show upsinging "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina." Thank you.
Hmm, hasn't had any fruit! That a clue.
(A clue that WE should eat it!? Heh-Heh.)
This how mom gotta dress h'self sometime when her brain ain't workin' and, as you can see from her artistic "organizational abilities"...but she usually put clothes ON before leaving. Dis NOT A GOOD SIGN.
Either she left...ummm, how do we put this delicately?
There is no way and we still wants our cuddle cups, so shall leave that to your imagination.
OR...
SHE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED?!
We have heard in legends...but knowing mom, she left WITHOUT getting...
well, YOU KNOW.
(seriously...she has...Oops, no, we really want our new cuddle cups!)
We'll keep you in the loop. If we find the loop under this mortifying mess. Even sweet, furry rodents keep house betta than this. Seriously...
(O.K. you can pity us, just silently, thank you.)
If she's inside those clothes, she may have forgotten to eat one too many times.
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