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Saturday, December 3, 2011

YO! Meet "LJ-CoolJ" Our New Jersey Santa!

Lil'LJ-Cool-J from New Jersey heah...yeah,
that's right, y'all, Conni-with-E's special weiner
here to invite you HERE WITH US to spend a Very Special Holiday here in New Jersey! 
YOU GET OUTTA HERE cuz seriously you're
ALL INVITED: Just bring my special
Santa Bag full of dog biscuits, Christmas treats, Chanukkah
treats, Kwaanza treats, New Year treats, and presents to stock
the stuffin' outta our stockin's ya know?

So, meet me: LJ, Count YumYum and the Pigulas'
East Coast familia...we do things a little different
around here, ya know? Like...if you even TRY TO EAT ONE SLICE OF AUTHENTIC NEW YORK ITALIAN PIZZA WITH A FORK LIKE DONALD TRUMP DID -
"WHAT, MOM? 
oh.

"Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a puppy..."

"BETTER, MOM? GOOD! WHEW, NEARLY BLEW IT, NOT USED TO BLOGGIN' AND..."

"Yeah, so they lived happily ever after with all their presents. Merry Christmas, Yo! Yo! Yo!"

love ya's baby,
YO! YO! HO!
"lil'LJ-Cool-J"


p.s. My ConniE-mOm mebbe don't KNOW about this invitation, so how 'bout keepin' it on the "down low" JUST SHOW UP WITH PIZZA! 
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