Sometimes when mom doesn't have the energy to do all the work necessary to tuck us in she posts a lot of jibberish as if that will magically clean our cages, offer Bedtime Runabouts so we can sleep, refill our food bowls, wash and refill our water bottles, spot clean wet spots on our cages, replace wet or soiled cuddle cups, sleeping bags, and tunnels with dry ones, snuggle with us, and fill our hay bins to overflowing...going to bed is the commencement of a tremendous amount of work when mom is actually most exhausted because if she does it earlier we wheek all night for re-fills on what we already ate that was designated specifically to sustain us through the long, dark nights of Winter.
So, mom just lies down and blogs crazy jibberish.
Yeah, THAT'S GONNA do it for us...now she has run out of "Crazy" and needs to go to bed for Art Friday, so let the "tucking in" COMMENCE!
GODSPEED, MOM, we know you're exhausted and don't feel well.
We feel your pain. Seriously. No, that is not laughter you here
in the background...please, it's so easy, just
FEED US NOW!
Thank you.
I definitely understand exhausted and not feeling well. I'm quite familiar with that.
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like you all need to come and live with ME and let your MUM have a REST!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHope mom makes it to AAAAAAAAhhhhhhht night!
ReplyDeleteTake it easy on the cupping! Have fun!