Guinea Pigs Cause Massive Solar Flare

Solar flare could briefly disrupt communications

Oops, think we rowed in the wrong direction...

If your computers go down tomorrow, at least

take a look of this spectacular picture of WHY

before your jaw drops in awe at our Cosmic Powers!

THIS IS SOME SERIOUSLY COOL STUFF!

And "YES WE DID!" but it's a secret only

we can share...let the scientists argue all they

want, once we learned to "row" and generate

power, we began to recognize the massive

potential for MAYHEM and so...

Let the Games Begin and:

GO GIANTS! WHEEEK!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!