at Bhindi's bits and - lemme tell ya - they big enough to use
for the Olympig Shotpoot Commition this summer in England!
So, during our twice daily antibiotic "bonding" ritual (mom,
seriously, do you really think we buy THAT?) she took a
good look down under to inspect the size of my bits...mebbe
mine would be used for the women's competition, mebbe
girls under the age of 10...all she needed was some bits,
CARROTUS-GIGANTICUS...no one wants me to grow up
and if I did then I'd have Bits and Chips or at least
and Ingrid and Helmut and our Fairy and Marigold and her mum and Dad
and our Millie Bea and Almond Joy in Wisconsin and the big party
they gonna have in that warm, red, Mesa Guinea Pig Place.
ISN'T THAT HOW FAIRY MAGICALLY APPEARED?!
SOMETIMES THE BEST SURPRISES HAPPEN IN PRECIOUS,
TINY, FURRY PACKAGES...
(i could be wrong, but seems like that's Fairy's story and I'm stickin' to it!)