interrupt my breakfast anymore?
"Well, yeah, that...but something even BETTER!"
"What could be BETTER than that?"
"You know mom's social worker who was here last time?"
"Well, you know how much she loved us?"
"I thought it was our big cages and colorful cuddly things
"Yeah, Yeah, it was! But, guess what? She loved us too!"
"I'm really getting to the bottom of my breakfast, care
to share what's left of yours?"
"Yeah, but SHE GOT TWO LITTLE BOY GUINEA PIGS
AND A BIG CAGE JUST LIKE US FOR HER OWN
LITTLE BOY: SQUEEEEEEE! WE ARE INSPIRATIONS!"
"Good, nice. Where's your wheatgrass, boy, I'm not growing
"Yum-Yum, we INSPIRED HER! And they love their
new piggies, loves them, loves them!"
"Yes, indeed a new day hath dawned."
YAWN. NAP TIME.
"Please return to your cage, my little friend, and dwell
upon how wonderful it feels to be an Inspiration instead
of squirting us with your Perspiration. That might endear
you to us! Then another New Day could dawn for