VINNY-GUINEA DRESSES LIKE MEERKAT TO FIND A MATE!

 

{PHOTO from "Meerkat Manor" T.V. Show}

VinnyGuinea has sewn hisself a fine
meerkat costume and gone out 
-ALONE-
to do what nobody else will do
for him: find him a friend.
That he will only find a wild
meerkat who will not return
with him, well, wee-widdle tykes
don't have fully developed brains,
and we know that once he finds
true love it will only end up in
more disappointment because,
C'MON, SERIOUSLY,
how long is that taped-on
tail gonna last?
We just received another
weather alert, woke up to snow
this morning and mom HAS TO GO
OUT RIGHT THIS MINUTE TO
GET OUR FRESHIES SO
WISH VINNY-GUINEA
"HAPPY TRAILS AND
MEERKAT-TALES"
knowing we'll get back to ya
once Aunt Connie calls and 
the YAK-YAK-YAKKIN'
STARTS UP AGAIN ABOUT
THE FREAKING "ADVENTURES
WITH MEERKATS!"
Never a dull moment.
Windstorm # 8,567...and not counting.
That tale ain't gonna last long in70+mph winds...
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