Italian Villa is the bee's knees. But I just
got mine and I disagrees! Look at my lips,
I am starting to smile again after the...the...
well, you know, The Time of Not Smiling.
and it was like suddenly I became a man.
Just look at me! All by myself with my own
Big Leaf and nobody to show me what
to do. My smile may be goofy but
that's what makes me so adorable.
And mom giggles when I smile like a man!
too, I mean, whadda leaf, that's what Vinny-
Guinea's talkin' about, y'know?
i feel so shy...little precious Vinny gettin'
noticed by Fairy?! Ya Thinketh?
oh my...i just got shy...)
and graciously offer you the biggest slice/bite
thingy/piece...(oh now i am just babbling)
What is Bhindi Shark-Fin doing on my post, smiling like that for?
MAKES ME ROLL OVER ON MY
SIDE GIGGLING AND KICK OUT
MY LEGS...but messing wid me and
my lady? She saw ME FIRST!
There's only one Fairy and...
Little Brother Vinny, she saw me first!
And she's British, they like "bits"
with their "chips" sorry to say it
just HAD TO BE SAID SO THERE
YOU HAVE IT!
(But mom says cuz I SO well endowed
she startin' to hafta pull stuff called
"schmutz"outta my "hoo-hoo" like hay and
stuff cuz it keep getting stuck between the
"elevator doors" as it were, and
that Fairy ain't gonna find that
sweet, neat, or genteel for to compete.)
WhatZ SchmutZ? Another Jewish Holiday?
MOM: "BHINDI: I LOVE YOU.
DON'T ASK & I WON'T TELL!"
Good night, precious WonderFulls!