What we mean is, he hasn't. Grown up, that is.
Even on Runabout, he misses living with YumYum.
And he will just lie on his thick, fleecy-soft green leaf
staring at YumYum through the bars wishing YumYum
would take him back again.
Which, of course, he won't.
Because when Vinny is not being this endearing,
he is either stealing hay that pokes out of the bars
of YumYum's habitat, but more often juts his wee
pointy nose into Yummy's cage until Yum comes
to snap it off, teeth chattering, lunging, until at
the very last second, Vinny pulls his nose out,
taunts YumYum with "I'm the one out and
YOU'RE THE ONE STILL IN!" before
running away giggling, popcorning, and
jumping over cuddle cups, scrunched up
fleece, and everything the piggies have
done to make their Runabout more
Vinny, YumYum is just not that into you!
P.S. We are entertaining jolly Mr. Migraine
this week, so you may not hear from
us due to excessive whining from the Peanut Gallery
but we will return your emails eventually &
you also know we can't post comments even on HERE
since Mr. Migraine Medicine (clearly working
wonders!) makes us look at everyone's Comments Box