IS IT BEDTIME NOW?

But ma, I'm not sleepy!

 

Me, neither, I shall graze all night long
beneath no one's watchful eye. So there!

 

Well, I'm not only ready for bed  I am 
already in it...even old Pirates need
their beauty sleep. How handsome
is "all this" I ask you?!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

 

"Good night, my darlings, last scrunchies
for the evening...now Bhindi let Peter Peanut
get some love, too, O.K. sweetheart?"
"NAH."
"Lil'Peter, I'll bring you to bed with me, how
does that sound?"
"It sounds real good, ma, we haven't been
doing that since you get in our pens with us
now, but...do I look fat?"
"No, sweetheart, you are perfect!"
"Then who is MUFFIN-TOP everybody is
giggling about? And they also say she got
a haircut that was WAY TOO SHORT so
well...just curious, ma, what's it all mean?"
"It means you may be moving back in with 
me to keep you from hearing such
blasphemous rhetorical propaganda!"
huh?
good night, world.we love you.
(blasphemers!)