OLYMPIG DOUBLES in SYNCHRONIZED WATER-DRINKING!

Head Coach YumYum prepares 
his athletes for the FINALS in Doubles 
Synchronized Water-Drinking.

Peter-Peanut and Bhindi receive
last minute instructions from Chief
Pirate Coach, YumYum...

Former team rivals Peter-Peanut and
Bhindi must now bury their grudges
and compete with Focus and Absolute
PRECISION...can YumYum
inspire them?
Vinny: "Nah...notta chance."
"Nobody asked you."
"Well, nobody asked YOU. By the way,
who ARE YOU ANYWAY?"
"I AM NBC'S 'OFFICIAL ANNOUNCER'
and nothing I say will be LIVE in real time,
give you any insight into the sport, or help
you enjoy your Olympic viewing experience
in any way! So, get lost, Punk!"
"ExSCUSE YOU? I'M VINNY-GUINEA!"

(a big UH-OH has commenced.)

"DON'T TOUCH THE FACE!
DON'T TOUCH THE FACE!"
(make-up crew arrives STAT CODE RED
on the set of NBC's "Never-Live-Anyway-So-Who-Cares?" broadcast to improve
NBC announcer's VOICE.
(what a muddle.)

Coach YumYum reads FINALS
competition rules and instructions
before eating them off mom's yoga cabinet.

Pssst! Here's how you two are gonna NAIL YOUR
LANDINGS! I not only read the strategy for 
you but have digested it so you have the BEST
most comprehensive coaching experience yet!
First, you say "OM..."
VinnyGuinea: "Oh no!"
Then you breathe IN, then you breathe OUT.
VinnyGuinea: "Holy Mother of Horks!
This is bad...wrong sport, wrong sport..."

Then say "Namaste" before attaching yourselves,
in perfect unison, to your synchronized water bottles..."

Huh? Can I take a nap now, Coach?
Coach?
(CHIEF PIRATE COACH YUM-YUM OF
TEAM U.S.A. appears to have drifted
into sleep-i-tation..."nOMmmmmm...")
Let the Games Begin.