This is real cool stuff, y'all! We love astrophysicists who tell us about the end of the world in such a cozy way. We are, however, really really really mad
at him for taking Pluto off the "Planets" list. We loved Pluto! Heretic! He got a lot of hate mail, apparently, written with crayons! True. We met a girl the other night, ya GIRL PIGGIE in da HOUSE! Mom didn't photograph it because she didn't want to use flash and hurt our eyes or blind us. But she has THREE SISTERS and they are all invited back!
Now, if that stupis dumb asteroid interferes, we are gonna be really, really, REALLY mad!
So, Neil, get them girls BACK here before that asteroid comes by because we wants us our girls!