Science of the Winter Olympics - Short Track Speed Skating

We piggies are studying the Physics of Short-Track Speedskating on
New Year's Day and then we will be eating hay. Does it get any better?

Probably...

But Edwin here and brought Apolo's book for mom and not only autographed but 'Polo
hung out with Edwin, autographed HIS speedskates, and had a message for mom.

He told her to be strong, get back on the ice, and even do just one lap!

She not gonna. At least not until we teach her about the 3 laws of Newtonian Physics!

Happy New Year from Institute of SmartPigPhysics=WhEEkFeedUsNow!

WHO LOVES YA, BABY? smart pigs, vEry smaRt pigZ!

PiggIES for PhYZickZ 2011!

MEMEDEE DEMONSTRATES THE RIGHT WAY TO START OFF THE NEW YEAR!

 

Dear Readers and Near and Dear Ones,

Little MacNut is (deservedly) about to blow, so in the interest of love, peace, and
Interspeciean understanding, please enjoy our sweet, kind friend MemeDee's demonstration
of the way a cavy is SUPPOSED TO BE TREATED OVER THE HOLIDAYS...

(not namin' names, but some cavies' MOM might wanna take a hint.)

We thank you, Meme, for loving this PetSmart guinea pig the way a cavy needs love
and making that little baby boy purr like his house the brightest one on Christmas Eve.

And, now, MacNut, we acknowledge you have a grievance, well deserved, so,
mom,
BOMBS AWAY!

P.S. who loves ya, baby?
YumYum, and all us here loves YA!

IT'S A STEELER McNut+PopiePie SnutsDOWN TODAY!

 

MacNut Pie Here! Popie here, too, and 'dis goin' down from SteelerZ-Town:

McNut: i doesn't know how to rap, Popie, we doesn't do dat heah...

Popie: Oh, baby, y'know, feel it, just say whatcha feel deep down...

McNut: really?

Popie: Yeah, baby, dat's how Steelers swing, ya dig?

McNut: FINE! dis here MacNut and I'm NOT fine
cuz my STupis MAMA took my NUTZ dis time!
and i'z a little peeved wid her-
and i'z a little blue'ya know,
and Mama gonna Get IT NOW
Da MAC-nut'z gonna BLOW!

Popie: Hey, liddle dude, you goss it g'in ON! YEAH, BABY...now, swing wid IT!

McNut: well mama took my nuts away
and daddy he came heah
and brought dat woman sugar sweets
and make her sQuweee in fear:
she ate dem ALL and den got sick
and now she sad and blue
but I sez, WOMAN, YOU can't complain!
didnt take your nuts from YOU!

you pukey and you moan and groan
and feels full o'self pity!

PoPie: yeah, she duz!

McNut: well you just puke, cuz I is mad
cuz i now short two Nutties!

Popie: you got it, you got it...
McNutPie: thank you, snuggle, ooh,
yeah's i not done wid HER yet:

MCNutPie: so lay dere moanin' wid you headache
and your SiNUS inFESsion!
Cuz I is BAD
AND I IS MAD
you took 'way my p'Zession!

You should be sick!
bad mama, YA -
you who i's talkin' TO!
we guinea pigs all luvs uz nutz
NOW YOU G'WON GET IT TOO!

Popie: Swingin' singing MacNut McPIE IS IN DE HOUSE!
BUT, YO, Little Dude: YO MAMA GOT NUTS? SERIOUSLY?

McNutPie: no.

Popie: S'all good, baby, s'all good, you can swing, keep
on DOin' yo thing!

McNut: Thank You, Popie, my wee bottom's sore.

Popie: Nuttin' to worry bout, liddle dude< POPIE IS IN DA BUILDIN' SON, IN DA BUILDIN! McNut: Popie, can I share your soft bed with you? Owwwie, bottom... Popie: Jes c'mon an'snuggle up heah, yeAH, BABY, DAT'S HOW WE Duz it in SteelerTown! and everybody lived happily ever after except mom is still moaning and groaning like Edwin shoved those exotic sweets from India down her mouth! dat wuz Stupis and Pathetic! NO MORE SUGAR! MOM! GEEZ, we coulda told ya...sigh...now no more Immunity in YUR TANK! mom: moan. mom: groan. mom: who did dis to me? i nevah eat so much sugar, everything HURTS...gonna hork-!ACK! Guinea Pig Nation: GROUP SQUEEEEEEEEEE!

Where Dat Manger? Gotta Find Dat Manger!

 

Gotta get to dat manger, gotta hurry to dat manger, got to nibble that manger, what a manger? I dunno, just gotta
get to dat manger...run, sheep, c'mon, hurry, it Christmas Eve and Sumpin' going on!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

WHO LOVES YA, BABY? WE ALL LOVE YA!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
FROM ALL OF US HERE AT
PANDA PIG'S PEACE SANCTUARY...
AND MOM!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

DEAR FRIENDS AND READERS,

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
FROM ALL OF US HERE AT PANDA PIG'S
PEACE SANCTUARY...WE LOVE YOU!

NEED A FRIEND FOR THE NEW YEAR?
ADOPT A SHELTER PET!
IF YOU WANT GUINEA PIGS, PLEASE
ADOPT TWO, SO ONE DOES NOT GET
LONELY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

YUM-YUM'S GOOD YEAR!

 

WHO COULD FORGET ALL THE GOOD TIMES I HAD WITH MY BUDDY, ERIC,
AND EVEN THOUGH HE STILL CALLS ME A HAMSTER, I GONNA HAVE MORE
FUN WITH HIM IN 2011! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE:
I GONNA GET HIM, GONNA GET HIM GOOD!

WHO LOVES YA?
YumYum loves ya!

Imagine | Playing for Change | Performed around the world.

JUST IMAGINE...

RUMI, Coleman Barks, Paul Winter Consort, Bill Moyers

Bill Moyers Journal . Archive | PBS

Tonight we asked mom for hay which she somehow misinterpreted as: "we would like to hear Rumi and digest That for our dinner."
And so, we listened to Coleman Barks recite a little Rumi, accompanied by our old friend, Paul Winter, hosted by Bill Moyers.
And we Inhaled That Deeply. And became Full. And felt completely at peace.
We then fell asleep on sweet hay. Contented, smiling, we dreamed with our eyes opened, each of us travelling the same dream: Wandering endless fields of wheatgrass praying Up, Up, beneath the azure sky's brilliant hue! Stillness - not even one breath of breeze: Happiness Blooming, it's Fragrance infusing us with FOREVER where flowers had been planted aeons ago for this exact moment! We dined on mystic poetry tonight, enjoying the tastiest dinner we have ever been served.

Things Your Guinea Pigs Want You To Know

Things Your Guinea Pigs Want You To Know

Dear Friends, One and All,

If you are even mildly considering adopting a "rescue" guinea pig we would like you to read this and learn more about us.
It's that special time of year...when hearts grow large and love is all around. And if you have enough, you may discover
that even though you think you are saving a guinea pig (hopefully at least 2, we get lonely by ourselves) you will
ultimately learn that we actually rescue YOU! Just ask mom, she's "our rescue" and quite a high maintenance one, too!

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
YumYum loves ya!

Audublog ~ Barn Owl named Audubon California’s 2010 Bird of the Year

Audublog ~ Barn Owl named Audubon California’s 2010 Bird of the Year

Here's to guinea pigs voting one hundred times each! Molly WINS!

WE IS ALL WET! ONE OF MOM'S FAVORITE CAMPING RIVERS: WHOO-EEEE!

Rainstorm Leaves Widespread Flooding, Triggers Mudslides - Weather News Story - KIRO Seattle


Dear Dry Friends and Wet Ones, Wanna see something WowApaLoooZA?
PRESS that thin, gray line up THERE ^ THEN SCROLL DOWN TO ARROW AND PRESS FOR VIDEO, C'mon you can do it!

We are collecting wood for a guinea pig ark. Anybody know how to build one? It won't stop raining
and we are appealing for Ms. Happy Sunshine to come back because we getting very, very wet!
Well, not us personally, you know...just...the outside animals are very, very wet...
Take a look at the Stillaguamish, beside which mom has many fond memories of camping with Edwin
and NOT being swept away!

We miss Molly and McGee. THERE, I SAID IT!

Sincerely,
Yum-YuMOD