Uh-OH! Here comes mom...this canNOT be good!

...she got me by surprise, see, i was just there and next thing i know she got me and it was by surprise, just like i says!

Read on, the worst is yet to come: press that "I wanna know what happened NEXT" button!

It says: "Older Posts" but that just CODE for: "SqueeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!"

PERSONAL FOUL!

It's Calvin "the small" here and i am writing to right the wrong that was wrongfully done to me to right my toenails, which was so wrong! mom snatched me up, lured me into her lap with some yummy fresh organic goodies, and the next thing i know i have had a mani & pedi until she got to the next to the last toenail and she says i moved but that is SO NOT TRUE! everybody knows guinea pigs do not move when they are eating. long toenail short, she clipped too close to the quick,
i squealed, there was blood, she had never used a styptic pencil and only then realized it had to be moist so we all goes into the bathroom and I AM BLEEDING (ok, not a gusher, but look how delicate my toes are!) and she finally got the pencil ready but i wouldn't let her touch that toe! i scurried back into my Pigloo a very unhappy Calvin and took a nap. alone.
then felt much better, got happy and i still have one unclipped toenail and knowing it is going to drive mom crazy - hee-hee! so i is very proud to be Calvin the small with my one,
unclipped nail: she didn't get ALL OF ME, not even the best part!
oh, that not true, she got my Heart.

sincerely, please fix her,

Calvin "the small"

CALVIN: " ? "

Calvin wonders about many things. He whispers them to mom when he kisses her finger. Then she wonders, too.
And they wonder together, about many things, just mom and Calvin.

WHEN IS MOTHER'S DAY? WE WANTS THIS CAMERA

YouTube - Pedigree Dogs ad shot 1000 FPS using the Phantom camera

^^^^CHECK THIS OUT^^^^

Dear Friends,

We know you adore how cute we are. Imagine seeing us like THIS!

We wants this Phantom camera and we knows how to get us one.

Not really. We just gotta be cute, the way we is.

Still, though...pretty amazing stuff, huh?

Houston: WE HAVE A PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM!

We have nothing to say. We have ordered special AAA airplaine eye cover thingies, becuawe we know we in trouble now.
mom has arisen (albeit bery, very briefly) to annoucne she is cured. now she tired from arising and lying down again.
yeah, this gonna help...read on, but be afraid, be VERY afriad! canot type better but this too important not to blog
in case you neverr hear from us again...she danced on us. so now you know. what you do with that informatiln is
to be determined by MOD Insecurity Council...prayers, rupees, water from Ganges, yoga lessons, and lettuce all
welcom.e.

sighned,
YumYum, the Astonished

FILE UNER: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN US!

THIS MUCH WE KNOW: MON NOT HER USUAL SELF and besidesc cannot type, she says she just realizedzed
she dodn't know how to dance Bollywood and how "The Cure" (cannot stop sobbing...sirry) has ben right in front
of us all along: she learn Bollywood dance and be bettr than evah.

P.S.(not kidding: ordered Bollywood dance instructional dvd today, see she already type beetrer?!)

P.S.S. TELL NO ONE: (our mom, she don't look like dis^ here^ but yuo didn't read it here: reallly, she DON'T!)

JAI HO: OH NO! HELP US PIGGIES, PLEASE!

YouTube - Slumdog Millionare - Official Jai Ho Music Video (HD)

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^WATCH THIS, please, then help us!^^^^^^

JAI HOoooooo....Jai HOOOOOoooooo......

oH-No...ooooo.....*!*oh, NOOOOOoooooooo......

HELP.
US.
PLEASE.
mom ordered a video to learn to dance and sing bollywood
which exhausted her (ordering the video) so much she then
went back to bed,
from where, presumably, she will be performing in owlie
pajamas provided by PartridgePieBollywoodCostume Co.
we doesn't know whether to thank them or warn them...
Wheeek.
(we know if we See - or, worse, HEAR - her do dis we gonna all turn into pillars of salt!)

HOUSE A JEDI?

this post don't need no caption!

GUINEA PIGS 911: GET HOUSE!

Okee-Dokey! Just Ssshhhh! Not a word to Richard...
Richard WHO?
nobody...

SICK DAY: so pretty, so very, very pretty.

mom not well & don't look like her usual self...nice change though ---

{EDITOR: "YUM-YUM?!"}

"Just Pizza, mom, go back to bed!"

YumYum: she having Brain-ZINGO's = 'puter givin vertigo, migraine, nausea, dizziness, seizure, and fingerz not working...blah, blah, blah.
Dis her Happy Face without MODS to play with. But 'puter bad for mom, so we misses ever'MODy!

Raj Mahal: "YUM-YUM, call HOUSE!"

YumYum: "Dunnit."

Ding-Dong!
(uh-oH...MY!)

mom: "Who it?"

YumYum: "Tasty Pizza delivery, mom, you be pretty one day now!"

"Is it Richard?"

HOUSE: "Richard who?"

"Richard? Oh, he just the plumper."

Satisfied, HOUSE hobble-strides straight into the Caviary and the rest is

CLASSIFIED: "HOMELAND INSECURITY: Wheek Level 1!"

P.S. (and dat the BEST Wheek Level! Ssshhhh! Tell nobody,
tell EVERMODy, we is mixin' it UP!)

I AM AN ANTEATER, PROCLAIMS CAVY!

"Calvin, you are not an anteater, you are a guinea pig."
Calvin: "Nuh-UH!"
YumYum: "Uh-HUH!"
Calvin: " ? "
YumYum: "perhaps, with some fairy dust, ONE DAY..."
(hee-hee, got a real humdinger here, LOL! Geez-A-Loo!)

And thus, Calvin never became an anteater.
The end.

PRECIOUS, DARLING CALVIN

Calvin was more "thrust upon us" than sought after..for we had just lost Erica, and were grieving,

not in the mood to "replace" her...just wanting to get through the loss while supporting younger Coconut, her best friend. They arrived here as a pair...and then there was only one.

But the folks at the Farm and Feed Store actually saved this little rescue for us because they knew he was special. Mom was like, you've GOT TO BE KIDDING! And yet she went home and dutifully pulled the GuineaPigMobile into their Loading Zone where they already had lil'Cal locked and loaded, awaiting his new life!

To keep mom from changing her mind (which they knew she would not really do) the employees executed a rapid-deployment maneuver to get Calvin, his cage, his hay, his pellets, his supplies, and everything into the back of the old Forester before she even had a chance to put on the parking brakes! Away she drove with a little, underweight, four-year-old abandoned piggie named Calvin.

Well, the folks at the Farm and Feed Store nailed this one! He is total love. When mom comes home he actually races out of his pigloo to greet her like a doggie, waiting to be petted, fawned over, and loved, loved, loved. He was apparently not raised with other cavies and is not aware that he IS one. He is not particularly interested in the rest of us guinea pigs and only has eyes for mom.
He is the first rescue about whom mom has said, "He was once deeply loved by someone."
The rest of us never had that...before coming here. But he is different. Abandoned, yet so willing
to love again!

All of us adore him. He is so gentle, so kind. But he only has eyes for mom. He kisses her softly with his little pink lips and loves being kissed back. So do we, of course, but as Raj Mahal puts it: "no goodies, no kisses; although I'd be happy to bite ya, mom! Wheek, yeah, TREATS! LOVE YOU."

Mom got herself a bargain: Instead of saving him, Calvin saved us all from the heartbreak and grief we each experienced after losing Erica. And to give Calvin a super-large cage (the one he came in was completely unacceptable) mom asked MacNutPie if he would be interested in co-ed living with Coconut...he was! And so was she, lonely without her Erica, so "the Mac" was warmly welcomed  into her sad cage, which turned it into a Happy Cage for Two again!

All because of Calvin. We call him Calvin, the small, because he is the littlest cavy in the herd. But his heart, OH, that is so big it shall remain nameless because of its size: limitless!

And we love him: Calvin brought healing, joy, playfulness, whimsy, silliness, and laughter back into our grief-stricken lives. That is the power of Guinea Pig Rescue: they rescue their rescuERS. We all have, mom says, but we know she has a real soft spot for the one who loves to kiss her irregardless of whether he receives a treat in return: he loves for the sake of Loving. Maybe we all can learn from Calvin the small, whose heart embraces all!

Yours,
YumYum