CHOOSE KINDNESS

Dear Friends, loved ones, strangers, and strange loved ones,

Now that we are photo-less we have decided to post quotes and
links designated specifically to promote kindness to animals
and all living beings, sentient and non-sentient.

WHO PUT CAFFEINE IN MY SIPPY-BOTTLE? SINCE WHEN DO GUINEA PIGS
WRITE SENTENCES LIKE THAT? WHEEK!

We found a beautiful website for your perusal promoting kindness
to animals at www.ChooseKindness.org containing an abundance of
resources about purchasing cruelty free products and living
a cruelty-free life. Such a bargain for us guinea pigs, since
we are the first line of experimental animals...please check it
out and CHANGE THY WAYS you consumeristas to living a cruelty-free
life! Else we GONNG GETCHA! AND WE will kiss you with our soft lips
until you feel so guilty you take it all back and begin writing letters
to the companies who experiment on animals inviting them to better
their karma by changing their ways before nuclear waste water flowing
from Japan into the Pacific Ocean morphs PREHISTORIC looking whales
and Octopusses and Thingies who rise out of the ocean with an army
of ZOMBIES who...

(EDITOR TO YUM-YUM: Sweetheart, you are going a wee bit off-topic,
don't ya think? Can you bring it down a few notches, please?)

Yum-Yum: FINE! No Zombies, but those -

(EDITOR: YUM-YUM!)

Yum-Yum: FINE: BE KIND. Because we are and who doesn't want to be us?


WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

Yum-Yum and don't you forget it!

(EDITOR: That's Better, Yum-Yum. Thank you.)

Yum-Yum: Ya, sure, whatever, ya Mook!

GOOGLE & BLOGGER HAVE GONE MISSING...

Dear Friends, Piggies, MODS, owlets, and Accidental Tourists,

For three weeks we have been trying to post new photos accompanied
by my mesmerizing literary captions and commentaries only to
have GOOGLE AND BLOGGER say:
"Hey kid, go home! We're too busy playing with our newest
i-Thingy."

We cannot posts photos...and without them, what is the point,
the meaning of it all? GOOGLE continues to reassure us that
"this week" they will have us all connected again.

But have they, seriously, Have They? We think NOT!

So, we changed the look while we wait. To sand. Personally
we like sky blue. We just wanted to do something: we can be
impulsive now that we have discovered our passion for cantaloupe.

Please let us know what you think of the new format, if you miss
the blue sky we will never be able to find again, and whether or
not you will be shipping us crates of cantaloupes because them
things is lip-smacking GOOD! Or honeydews, fat watermelons, crunchy
apples, kale, sweet satsuma oranges, ripe mangoes, romaine lettuce,
wheatgrass, Snickers bars, and Kit-Kats.

Who Loves Ya, Baby?

Yum-Yum loves every one o'ya's!
(Pomegranate seeds are also be acceptable, thank you.)

The Piglet: A Different Sort of Piggie!

The Piglet
^^^Press Here to watch the Funniest, most Adorable Porcine we've ever met!
You will fall in love: deeply & madly, with this little piglet.
(We mean, like a real pig, not a guinea pig...because we are
technically not real pigs, we are cavies...But you knew that, right?!)

Watch and Giggle with Glee like We (do.)

Your FAVORITE piggie,
YumYum

Popie, Raj & Taj Mahal'S Great "SNATCH, MEET,& GREET Caper!"

 

 

Starring the Magnificent PopiePie, Raj & Taj Mahal,
Creative Consultant, Illustrator, Photographer,
and person who actually did all the work, yet clearly
will receive none of the vegetables: Lor-I-KinkyPie!
Lori, you making us ROFLMAO! (not to mention the piggies
are leaving little "presents" for us all OVER THE FLOOR
after THAT FEAST!) We PIP (pee in pants) therefore we ARE!
Philosophical, existentialism in one word: SQUEEEEeeeeee!

Popie-Pie and Raj Mahal Share a Snack...ALMOST!

 

Lori G captures the amazing synergy
between species who both appreciate,
respect, and love one another...in
fact, they had a brunch date.

Unfortunately, Raj Mahal did not
remember the dog bisquits and
Popie-Pie couldn't get the fridge
door open to bring lettuce, so they
just hung out and talked about how
their two-legged slaves make them
laugh all the time.

Brunch was rescheduled for when
Lori could reach her Brunch-for-Beasts
caterers in time for FOOD TO BE INCLUDED!

Lor-I-Kink, Brunch-for-Beasts not gonna
call themselves! These two look hungry...
and they also wanted to invite you to share
uh, well, never mind! Too much information.

I "WHEEK!" Therefore "I AM MacNutPie!"

 

Penguin Goes Shopping

Penguin Goes Shopping
PLEASE PRESS ABOVE TO SEE SOMETHING WONDERFUL THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!
We Love LaLa! ^^^^ Thank you, ConnieElfPie for this delightful story!
"SQUeeeee! ConniEEEE, no Fish for me!" Calvin squealed
...he's still new and thinks all stories from the "magic Box" (laptop) are real and
happening in the living room: So, we have fresh, organic romaine, carrots, & lucky
wheatgrass to bring him back to Earth. Psssst: It's those little beanies with
propellers they're all wearing tonight because of the BigMoon, got us all
a little fuzzied... but it's all good, all LaLa,all Guinea Piggles, all the time!

Widdle Heart-Shaped Faces

 

Photo taken from Owlceanside Owlbox on UStream by Yum-Yum

GOT LOVE?

 

We don't remember whether or not we have posted
this, probably have. But, here it is again because we
really LOVE our CalvinPiggiePie
& Happy "BigMoonThing" tonight!
Piggies in the Moon Light,
Dancing 'cuz we's all right!

A SWEET SMILE: CALVIN IS HOME, AT LAST!

 

KISS?

 

Calvin, the Gentle, loves to kiss! He has a longish snout
that will find just the right spot on your arm or on your
face then plant the sweetest little kisses with his pink
lips and tongue sharing affection with kissy giggles!
He amazes us with his curiosity, gentleness, warmth, and
eagerness to make new friends.
Calvin is such a SQUEEEEeeeeeeeHAPPY fellow, and we are so
lucky he has come to save us from our grief with his sparkling
personality and charming ways!

To the Guineamobile!

Thank you, Christine, for this hilarious YouTube
revealing the true lives of 2 courageous guinea
girls fighting evil lettuce-snatchers from their
GuineaMobile! You GO, Girls!