ME SO PRETTY ONE DAY!

'allo, 'allo!

Friends,

We taking short break because of some stuff, but we'z all GOOD! Mom brain-blitzing: speech, typing, vision, vertigo, etc: Brain done gone South, to play with Meme is what WE figure!
One-Finger typing and migraine auras. To clear up confibrillating confoozion: We is all O.K. just another blip on the radar of life! Still, happy heart.

Love hearing from and about you = cannot easily write back. Good news is migraine pain is LESS but new neuro deficits increasing...and physically weak. Always like an arc. We is taking good care of her, and the "down time" giving US QUALITY Piggy-SNUGGLE TIME, SO WE AIN'T IN NO HURRY. Things come. Thing go.

This, too, shall pass.
Love,
YumYum and more than normally cuddledPies Happy Feet!

P.S. should we share she was so Gonzo she emailed MSNBC to ask Richard Engel
if he minded being...well, can you say: "TRAINWRECK?!" GOOD NEWS: we
think she too stupis to have remembered to press SEND button. Has trouble finding SEND.

OMG! We workz HARD for da money!

YouTube - COOL DANCING DOG

YouTube - COOL DANCING DOG

^^^YOU WILL BE HAPPIER FOR HAVING DANCED WITH THIS!

YA, TRUE, DAT!

Thank you, Marifun, for this, YOU TOTALLY ROCK, Girl-I-Kink~

What to Get Mom for Mother's Day?

Cafe Press - featured here in a design found on a T-shirt, has a gizillion guinea pig thingies so now all
we gotta do is get into mom's wallet, find her credit card, and commence "Operation: SHOPPING WHEEEK-SPREE!"

love,
YumYum

So, maybe some of the presents WILL BE FOR US! Like, we care? Mom'll get what's coming to her, in a good way, O.K. so maybe not, whatEVAH, she loves us no matter what we do!

YumYum commencing "Special Ops Search for Credit Card!" at Zero hundred minutes and counting. Need Intel, Calvin-the-small: "Whatcha got for Headquarters, lil'SneakySmall PiggieSpy?"
Prepare to be de-briefed! (Ooooh, I just LOVES sayin' dat!)

Calvin the small: "YumYum she keeps it frozen in an ice cube in the freezer to keep from impulse shopping."

YumYum: "OH, BLOODY HORK!"
Calvin: "Roger that, Yummy, Roger THAT! But, YumYum, found a frozen cache of Kit-Kat
bars! All is not lost, nor in vain!"
YumYum: "SquEEE! I shall knight thee, Chief of Intelligence Officer for Stealth Scan of Freezer!"

Calvin the small is crying he is so happy. And small. But what is that on his lips, looks like...
chocolate?!

"Oh, That Is Too Funny To Be True! Right?"

O.K. YumYum here. Just to clear the air, y'all. We initiated Richard into the herd with a little teasing, like having
Stephen Colbert interview him - not about anything political, we're guinea pigs, who cares? - but to congratulate
him on his recent nuptials and Coconut giving birth to 10 million baby guinea pigs all named after him, but with
numbers: Richard Engel the First, Richard Engel the Second, get it?

At first he laughed in disbelief...but then Colbert had to "go to break" when they both slam-slumped upon the table sobbing...and we feel bad for our misdeeds...especially in front of a live orchestra. Audience, right.

Richard, please forgive us! We don't feel bad at all, in fact, we was laffin' till our little toes wUZ wavin' in the air IN GLEEFUL MERRIMENT!
You have married into a family of bad piggies, bad, bad, piggies and we punked ya, punked ya GOOD!

{EDITOR: ONE bad piggie does not define a herd, YumYum. Please clarify!}

O.K. FINE! I MADE THE WHOLE THING UP SINCE I GOT BORED WITH YOUR STUPIS MIGRAINE AND WE ALL NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!

{EDITOR: Thank You, YumYum, I think...?}

WHO LOVES YA, RICHARD?
YOU KNOW!

YumYum OUT (to plan our next scandal! Woot! Woot till Toes in de'Air from laffin' so hard!)

O.K.> Who Got Coconut Barefoot and Preggers? Inquiring Minds Want to Know: NOW!

OUR once peaceful Sanctuary is no longer peaceful, no longer a Sanctuary...Coconut was secretly 

"with childs, lot of childs" - (HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY? you CANNOT BE SERIOUS!) -

and here we'd been teasing her about her muffin top all this time...OOPSIE-DOODLE!

Richard, proud of his burgeoning new family, suddenly remembered a BREAKING NEWS story out of
Pakistan so rapidly deployed hisself on jets generously donated by Lori for our wedding:  Giz NAILED this shot of his sorrowful good-bye as the Blue Angels whisked him to the Far Middle East, high into the deep, blue sky. {Featured next post, WHAT A SHOT!}

Leaving us with One Intriguing Question? Who is the "lucky" progenitor, from whose loins so many cavies have spring?
Or:  "O.K. WHO KNOCKED UP OUR COCONUT? YOU ARE SOOO IN TROUBLE!!!"

* Mac the NutPie - after his neuter, yet before his gregarious widdle tadpoles bit the dust?

*Unneutered Calvin, the small, who was imprinted at birth with humans and has no recollection whatsoever of having ever even BEEN a guinea pig?

*Immaculate Conception (Coconut's version, and now she requests being called Coconut, Oil the Virgin!)

We suspect a Royal Intruder  and Our money is on Harry after Pippa ditched him! Not that they were ever
even an "item" but, still...Beatrice's hat blinded all who laid eyes upon its subliminal, hypnotic message to
"Be Fruitful and Multiply Cavies."

YumYum is now AlphaPigChief of No-longer-a-Herd, Yet Not QUITE a Conquering Army of Cavy SEALS! and wethinks he be likin' it!

Who loves ya, Baby?
Apparently we don't have details, but a lot more lovin' going on than anyone imagined!

P.S. Don't even bother to press/click to enlarge THIS photo...the pain just isn't worth it.

Richard Returns to Benghazi In Style!

Thank you, GizMomma, for capturing this once-in-a-lifetime image to etch forever in our memory dear Richard's reaction to our new Piglets...Supportively, he handed us his NBC American Express Card, took one look at his surprised family and - rushing out the door, told us to "knock ourselves out," adding that
"You guys manage to make Libya look good!"

Then, before we even knew it...*poofity-doo* the honeymoon was over...
leaving Coconut barefoot and pregnant...
Well, preggers-NO'MO!
Hmmm..."NoMo" rhymes with something, someone...but WHOM? OR WHO?
Rings a bell., though..whose name resembles "NO-MO?" Oh, nevermind.
Cheerio, Richard, we love that new look: the wind-blown, desert hair you now sport LIVE on
NBC Nightly News...Please give our love to the humpity-backed camels we so adore!

Commencement training for our own CavySEALS starts as soon as their tails have grown sufficiently long. Duh-HUH?

YumYum reporting from The West Wing of Panda Pig's Sanatorium...SANCTUARY, WE MEANT
SANCTUARY!
                                                                               

A BIG ORDER HAS JUST BEEN REQUISITIONED.

And when we say BIG, we actually mean...HOLY MOTHER OF HORKS! big.
Thank you.

"Ripples of Stillness"

Mom is going to bed for awhile and, other than care for us, will be resting...since her version of rest seems to include
lots of getting up and down for ginger ale, crackers, and to check on us, yet she insists she is not moving, we bring you
this image of what "not moving" looks like to us as we observe mom's continuous "not moving..."
We have named it: "The Zen of Illness: Bedridden"
AS IF!
love,
YumYum

Marsha's Hand Made Rattie Cuddles

Marsha donated these rattie-cuddles to a rat rescue to line the shelves so their little feet would not get cold...
And they would feel safe.
Now let's help Marsha rebuild...Read On!

The Cozy Cavy: Hand Made Cuddle Cups for Guinea Pigs

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This is the cuddle cup business that supported

Marsha's guinea pig sanctuary before the tornado.

Now you know what a cuddle-cup is!

And how precious her babies...

VacaChat on USTREAM: Mostly an exercise in silliness. I will do Q&A sessions (if there would be anyone willing to watch and ask Q's) regarding the cartooni...

VacaChat on USTREAM: Mostly an exercise in silliness. I will do Q&A sessions (if there would be anyone willing to watch and ask Q's) regarding the cartooni...

YO MODS! VACADUDE is still doing VacaChats, and here's the link for the answers to all your questions

like: What is Life?

Why am I here?

Who am I?

What part do aardvarks play in the whole big Creation thingy?

Cheers!

YumYum, VacaFanAtic