NOW AVAILABLE AT CAFE PRESS!

YouTube - Star Trek Original Series Tribble

Simply visit your favorite cafe and PRESS^^^HERE!

for YER VERY OWN G-PIG-TRIBBLE-PET!

All profits from each purchase donated

to "TroubledTribbles Foundation for G-Pigs"

otherwise known as chocolate-covered hay,

ice cream pellets, and "I HaZ Rhythm"

dance lessons.

thank you, thank you.

YouTube - tribble dance

YouTube - tribble dance dis gonna KEEL ya laffin!

SPEW ALERT WARP TWELVE > YA'z  BEEN WARNED! LOL!

It-za Bar Mitzvah

"TRIBBLE-DANCE-PARTY AT THE CAVIARY!"

or

HOW WE STAY SUPER-QUIET
WHILE MOM in bed with a
MIGRAINE....ssssshhhhhhh.......

Mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

HEY, ain't nevAH SAID WE WUZ GOOD PIGGIES!
NEVAH! AIN'T EVAH GONNA BE good piggiez, either: NEVAH, EVAH!
Sometimes we even tellz mom: "You got B.O. BAD, mom...toxicBad!"
hee-hee, you should see her face! HA! wish we had a camera...

YouTube - Tribbles Side-by-Side Comparison

YouTube - Tribbles Side-by-Side Comparison

We is TRIBBLES and TRIBBLES iz TROUBLE!

Gene Roddenberry waZ SO ahead of his time:

We reveal a a rare glimpse into the interior of
our caviary (known to mom as "her apartment") 

wheeek! Did McCoy say: "Born Pregnant!?!"

Ooooh, Baby, BABY! Ya, he did! Watch and Learn!

MIGRAINE: INCOMING!

YouTube - Spock and Kirk and the happy crew - Hava Nagila

^^^^^^how migraines feel, only louder and more colorful!

and louder.

and more colorful.!

Like a "Star Trek Bar Mitzvah Dance Party!"

INCOMING!

we haz left the building. back later, dunno when.

don't come lookin' cuz they'll get you to sing the

chorus wid 'em and that would not be pretty,

so leave us to our migraine but, be a mensch and

send ICE, ear plugs, and a velvety eye cover...
with a peaceful inner fragrance.

What? Am i asking too much? what's too much, anyway?

who knows how much too much is, i ask you?

YumYumischka, the cavy mensch

YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

Special thanks to the guinea pigs for being so quiet and peaceful while mom slept.
NOT!   NOT!   NOT!

WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DOWNLOAD ALL THAT TRIBBLE STUFF?!
HONESTLY!
WHAT DA MATTER WID YOU UNGRATEFUL PIGGIES?!
I SEZ "MIGRAINE" AND YOU INTERPRET THAT AS:
"WHEEEK! IT-ZAH TRIBBLE-BAR-MITZVAH-
DANCE-PARTY?!?"

Have A NAGILA, won't ya, it's on the House!

Miracle in Joplin, Mo

Ashley Stephens hold a ferret she rescued from the home of a missing woman in Joplin, MO.

10 Things to Say and 10 Not to Say to Someone With Depression - depression - Health.com

10 Things to Say and 10 Not to Say to Someone With Depression - depression - Health.com

We just COULDN'T HELP OURSELVES! You have GOT to read the things NOT TO SAY

to people with depression because:

1. We have heard them all!

2. Chances are, you have, too!

3. They are tragically hilarious!

4. Goes to prove some our closest

friends really DON'T HAVE A CLUE!

5. It's just too STUPIS not to share because

we have so many loved ones suffering with

depression who continue to be shocked upon

hearing their OWN DOCTORS 

actually saying these things the most!

6. You are not alone....(see #7)

7. Unless: those people saying this are your family,

friends, doctors, health care professionals,

or companion animals. If so, you are alone.

8. So get a guinea pig, all they say is: WHEEK!

SO YOU'RE DEPRESSED? THEY THROW

US IN FRYING PANS IN THE ANDES AND

EAT US FOR DINNER, TRY BEING A CAVY!

9. Guinea pigs are very understanding.

GAG.

10. GAG.

MOM ACTUALLY WON THIS! SHE WAS AWESOME!

YouTube - The North Face Endurance Challenge - Bellingham, WA

not really. but those muddy, muddy woods is where we lived for ten
years before moving into town and MollyWood! We remember
everybody asking mom after a mountain bike-ride through there
why she got mud splattered all over her back and she'd go: "Huh?
Can't see my back. Really?" then she'd go to town covered in mud.
Mud she could not see. Everyone else could. That's the beauty of
Bellingham: mud, sea, snow: if it's "on you" you is a LOCAL!

YouTube - Bellingham Snowstorm

YouTube - Bellingham Snowstorm

O.K. NOT THAT BAD IN MAY,

but the music from one of our favorite

artists in the whole world, George Winston,

so we including it in our Homage to Home...in May.

Mt. Baker, our resident Volcano just 55 miles East o'here
does hold the record for "Most Snowfall in the World."
That true. Don't seem like they gonna be plowing THAT
road to "Artist Point" anytime soon this year, either.

We loves it here. We just don't always remember WHY!

YouTube - Bellingham By The Bay

YouTube - Bellingham By The Bay

THIS NICE as long as you can watch it imagining

that the sun...WHAT SUN?!

AIN'T NO SUN!

BUT THE REST IS PRETTY. AND TRUE.

('CEPT FOR THE SUN PART? WHAT HE

TALKING ABOUT?)

DON'T THINK HE LIVE HERE NO MORE,

HE JUST PUT THE SUN IN CUZ HE

SOMEWHERE FAR, FAR AWAY...

YouTube - Bellingham State of Mind

YouTube - Bellingham State of Mind

We know you've seen it. We just don't care

Cuz we is needin' this to remind us why we

live where the sun don't shine! LOL!

We live on Railroad Street and ran into

Ryan Stiles (of Drew Carey Show fame)

at the Post Office and even HE WAS

BUMMED OUT that it is STILL WINTER!

why?

why?

summer, why have you abandoned us?

Who cares? This reminds us why we love it here!

Yeah, yeah, YE-AH!

Calvin LURVES COFFEE! But he don't Need None, not REALLY!

THANK YOU, LASHES!
Betta not be decaf, tho!
hee-hee, it's not! WHEEEEEEEEK-A-SQUEEE!