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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Got Sumpin' for Mom!

Precious Reader,

I was given the honor of buying mom a thank you thong, and pulled it off to great
aplomb. Them BoyZ-2-PigZ is making a Big Deal outta it. Read on. Support me.
I the only girl-pig and they just don't get how challenging it is to make mom into a girl.
(Neither does she, but it too late and why bother?) If you boyPigZ wanna shop for mom next time, FINE!
But you don't know Things and I ain't tellin'.
Readers, please feel free to share your own Thong Tales.

love,
Coconut, so misunderstood
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Bing! I'm A Guinea Pig (Dance Dance Dance) | Flash Videos

Bing! I'm A Guinea Pig (Dance Dance Dance) | Flash Videos

Bing is the guinea pig featured on the "apron" (Coconut)
"hat" (Calvin the small) "dust mask for hay distribution"
(Raj Mahal) "Stretchy fun thing" (Taj Mahal) "dish towel"
(MacNutPie) "Chew toy" (YumYum) that appears in the
following post. We may have a contest to see who can
"NAME THAT THONG AND TELL US WHAT IT GOOD FOR!"
(ABSOLUTELY NUTTIN? SERIOUSLY?)

NOW THAT WE ARE STARS...MOM GOT HERSELF A...?

We were so excited to hear from Alison, founder and editor of The Guinea Pig magazine that Calvin has already been published and that more of us will appear in the special Holiday Issue and Taj may even get his pretty chocolaty self on a COVER! So, we sent Coconut to buy mom a special "thank you for making us famous" gift and this is what she got mom.

Now...none among us know exactly what this IS even though Coconut insists it is an apron. We doubt it. Mom don't cook. Don't do dishes. Just waits for neighbors to call the HazMat Team from the Hanford Nuclear Reactor who come in all dressed in their funny outfits and take everything out to where they store plutonium, which is what we suspect was growing in the blender...now gone with the wind.

Either way, mom a girl and Coconut a girl so this what we giving her. Anybody wanna hazard
a guess to tell us what this is?
We thought not.

Row, row, thong, whatEVEH YOU IZ! 
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Guinea Pigs Row Tiny Boat - Extended Version - GEICO commercial - YouTube

Guinea Pigs Row Tiny Boat - Extended Version - GEICO commercial - YouTube

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS: Row, Row, Row.
(The extended version!)

P.S. We gots BIG NEWS but mom
makin' us get offline so she can tuck
us in...it gots to do with a certain piggie
gettin' on the COVER of a certain International
Guinea Pig magazine! You'll never guess
which one!

Taj, there IS ONLY ONE.

SSssshhhhhhhhhh......row.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

I'M A LONG-BOY, LIKE AN ORCA!

MAC-NUT-PIE, you aren't an orca, you a guinea pig, a silly guinea pig!
Nuh-UH! I'm l.o.n.g. and can do things!
Like what?
I eat my own poo.
So that make you an orca whale? Even them whales don't do that!
I can...mmm....uh....i got nothing.
Just dress up like one for Halloween. We'll help with your costume.
Thanks, YumYum. You're swell!
True DAT, little fella, true dat! (Wait till I tell everybody he thinks he a whale, SQUEEEEEEEEE!)
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Swimming Away


Mom finished the orca drawing even though this isn't a real good picture of it. He swam away too fast.
It's Sunday and already Coconut has received her nail trim. Mom calls it "spa day" but - she take us for fools or what? - we know it's grooming, nail trim, even butt-wiping (Raj Mahal better keep an eye on his pretty tail-feathers!) and cage cleaning! Mom keeps whining that if we could all just get along and she could get us one gigantic "Dream House" like Millie Bea has it would be SO MUCH EASIER FOR HER. Well, we don't and we ain't gonna. 'Cuz I is the undisputed chieftain 'round these parts and got NO PROBLEM proving it to anyone else who chases Coconut! Even though she gets to share her cage with gentle MacNutPie, she's mine until I get Millie Bea. And she'll still be mine AFTER I get my Millie Bea. Why? Because I amYumYum, 'nuff said!

Mom may start a separate art blog since the gallery now is linking artist to web pages and she still thinks only spiders and drama queens weave webs...but she might be able to manage another blog.
I invited her just to link us here, cuz we would tell everybody EVERYTHING!

She said, "Thanks but no thanks, YumYum, that's the last thing I need right now!" That true.

Happy Orca Sunday!

P.S. WE ALL GOT outta our nail trims because the toilet exploded water
all over the bathroom floor! Again and again! Finally mom had to call the
maintenance emergency number and the guy just arrived. He lives an hour
away. His first question (SERIOUSLY!) WAS "DID ANYTHING FALL
INTO IT?"

mom said no.
liar!
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Point of View

Good Night, Sweet World: piggies are all Runned About, fed, hayed, YumYum got his pain meds, water bottles filled, cuddle-cups dry and ready for bedtime so off we go...well, Calvin still gotta get his special blanket time...but it helps mom fall asleep, long as she puts him back in his cage before she totally falls asleep. Like that one time -

"Good night, YumYum, please turn off the computer. Bedtime, dear."

Good night, Sweet World.
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Saturday, October 1, 2011

Rough Drafts: We Are All "Works In Progress"


Mom recently found a sketch she began as part of her "art therapy" after Edwin was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Swedish Hospital down in Seattle had an amazing art therapist and it included caregivers, so she went every week. Mainly, she recreated the Wildlife Sanctuary using lots of stuff in the therapist's office, spread out all over the floor, and that's how she realized how homesick she was for Bellingham. But across the street was a cafe called "Arosa's" and she had spent 6 months atop a mountain above Arosa, Switzerland meditating back in 1975...so she would go there, get her latte, and just draw. This sketch was called "Oh, Orca, Please Teach Me How to Breathe Underwater" and she
just found and completed it to frame in time for October's fabulous fall First Friday Artwalk at Artisan's. It looks good, too...for once she left it relatively simple, mainly just dark, flowing lines, embellishing only the orca's face. This is how it looked back then, drawn freehand.

She still hasn't learned to breathe underwater. But with a piggie snuggled into the crook of her
neck (like me) or Calvin or Coconut or any of us up close and personal, she is learning to at least BREATHE. WE ARE HER THERAPY PIGS. HER NEXT DRAWING WILL HAVE TO BE OF US! AND EDWIN REMAINS CANCER-FREE!
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WHAT A BEER TORMATO?

Tired of weather reports? It's winter now. End of story. Case closed. HOWEVER, Calvin is wondering what a "beer Tormato" is and whether or not one would fit into his special mug. We answer his curiosity below.

"No, sweetheart, a Beer Tormato will not fit into your special cup." (Please, please, let that be true!)
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A Beer Tornado? | Weather Blog | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO News

A Beer Tornado? | Weather Blog | Seattle News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KOMO News

YOU READERS THINK WE TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER TOO MUCH? WATCH THIS!

DENIAL

We feel your pain, Mahal Brothers. You feel that nip in the air. The same nip, the same air you felt all summer. Only today that "Bright Thing Spoken of ONLY IN LEGEND is OUT! So you two are sunbathing together, in obvious denial that the lowering slant of light means...well, it means new cuddle cups will be arriving soon, take solace in that! Meanwhile, according to Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, you have every right to be in grievous denial since the summer we had can be measured in minutes (Exactly 3,323 to be precise: TRUE!) after winter was measured in record-breaking Days of Gloom! So, go ahead & get jiggy wid it... while you still can!
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If It's Summer There MUST BE SNOW!

Mom's bff, Susan, snapped this after an arduous hike up to Artist Point at Mt. Baker a few years ago. Why arduous? Thank you for asking. Because, like this year and years preceeding, the Washington Department of Transportation took one look at the porto-potty located at Artist Point and, since they couldn't find it, determined that plowing out the road was an exercise in fertility. We didn't find the porto-potty, either. But the hike was worth it. So, if this is summer...mmmm, Louie-Louie, we is
IN FOR IT NOW!

P.S. And Susan, oh Ye of Warning Guardianship, MANY GRACIOUS THANKS
for spacing out when we got to the waterfalls and I was doin' my bizness in the
woods and you somehow didn't warn me about the car full of guys pulling into
the parking lot...so, thank you! Watch your back next time you need to go!
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