This is how Mom and Edwin skate! Mom falls down for no reason, but when Edwin fell, he always made sure to take out a few competitors with him! Bad Edwin.
Mom once found herself racing along, humming to herself when the next thing she saw were her own skates flashing before her eyes. In that split-second, she thought, "That's a bit odd?" and next thing she was bouncing off the ice on her bright, blue helmet! Bounce, bounce, bounce. That's MOM!
Edwin, he's just BAAAAaaaaaaaaaadDD! If he goes down, you do not want to be on the ice, near the ice, in the arena, even in the same city, state, or country. You might not even want to be on the Earth. That is why they built the Space Station: so somebody would still survive to keep mankind alive, whenever Edwin raced.
That is a fact. Ask NASA. Or U.S. Speedskating. Or anybody in Western Washington, USA. Or Mom.
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