TODAY WE SEE OUR FIRST CLOWN! GUINEA PIGS DEFINITELY IN THE CITY!

Dear Readers,

Today is a bright, sunny Saturday morning wherein we actually observed a clown stroll by on the street below us.
A Real Clown! Strolling. Down the street. Walking down the sidewalk. This is going to be an interesting place to
view humanity at its most eccentric, methinks! The sun comes out and so do the Clowns. You humans never fail
to fascinate!

love,
YumYum

Really, a clown?!

"MOM! CAN WE BE CLOWNS, TOO?"

"Honey, they don't make clown shoes tiny enough for your little piggie feet and little piggie toes, I'm sorry."

"MAKE US SOME?!"

"You know I can't sew, or cobble, or whatever."

"O.K. then, we'll figure something out. The Mahals and I WANT TO BE CLOWNS!"

"Well, YumYum, you do that, sweetheart, and let me know how it all works out."

"Oh, you'll know! Wait until we get a little car to pack our little clownSelves into: YOU'LL KNOW, MAKE NO MISTAKE,
MOM...YOU. WILL. KNOW!"