WE DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE, BUT IT'S ALRIGHT NOW, ALMOST, WELL, IT WILL BE SOON!

Dear Readers,

It is bedtime for me and the Mahals, who have been busily chasing one another around their newly cleaned cage,
so now their newly clean litter is all over mom's floor and they are simply scurrying through their fresh hay with
their long toenails, and Taj has gotten so frisky (un-neutered in spring) that he not only moves their very large
Pigloo across their cage, bringing in so many toys that Raj has to sleep either around the toys or outside the Pigloo,
but now Taj is actually tumping the entire Pigloo over on its side! Who knows how he does that or why, but they
are definitely overdo for a Runabout, no doubt!

Lots to share about our new life but mom has just played with us, held me (she thinks now that I am neutered
there is hope I may become a calm, meditational "lap pig" (NOT!) and then she let me have the run of the place,
not just the bedroom but the whole apartment which was really fun! I quite enjoyed it. Too bad she won't let
the Mahals out with me but her hand is finally healing and...she said "only one pig at a time, if that pig is you!"
How rude! And I behaved on her lap, let her brush me (my fur is still falling out?!) and she even played with
my top-notch, counted the swirls on me to see if I was what they call "show quality" which I am not since none
of my swirls are even, match on both sides, and have regular patterns: WELL, DUH! I AM YUM-YUM, AND
RUFUSE TO EVER BE CLASSIFIED AS REGULAR! Geez, mom. She just did it for fun to show off that she
knew some of the "show standards" for Abyssinian guinea pigs: SHOW OFF! Like, who cares, mom? N.o.b.o.d.y.

As soon as she finds her cameras, we'll start posting photos of our new dwelling...mom still hasn't finished MOVING
yet, but Sunday is the deadline, mover is coming, and it is going to happen whether it breaks her heart or not.

We don't care because this new space has no places mom feels would be dangerous to us so, to reiterate:

WE TAKING OVER ONCE MOVE COMPLETE AND WATCH MOM TRY TO GET US BACK IN OUR CAGES EVER
AGAIN!

GONNA BE GOOD TIMES. FOR US, ANYWAY!

YumYum and Mahals out to hatch plans for a guinea pig coup of the new apartment! (sssshhhh! we only speak of
it in hushed tones.)

YUM-YUM OUT
AND SOON TO BE ALL ABOUT!

Sweet dreams, readers!