As you know, this weekend we will be glued to the tube (not really, we don't have TV) but to the laptop on PIP-Watch awaiting the arriving of Molly's first hatchlings. As such, we are devising a survival plan so that nobody has to get up and move, like, ever again. Per our polite request, mom is planning an "owlet stake-out menu" that we piggies can all enjoy like a picnic, all together, all happy, all delicious!
She is listing our favorite foods, checking it twice, and trying to find out if we are naughty or nice.
Here are her findings: the Mahals steal one anothers' food and are naughty while I, YumYum, live alone in Nicetude.
To that end, she is contemplating asking a "guinea pig whisperer" why the Mahals can't share like all siblings share...hmmm.
DO ALL SIBLINGS SHARE?
All is lost. Oh my, oh my, oh my. Well, who cares, I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE! ANYTHING THAT ENTERS MY CAGE IS ALL MINE, MY PRECIOUS, my prec---ooops,
uh, thank you and good night, we'll be seein' ya, forget i said anything: the Mahals have food-fights, bad Mahals, all you need to know, remember ONLY that!
your YumYum
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