Lori and Popie-Pie have responded to my new medical diagnozes with A Plan. One even mom
(reluctantly, of course, and modestly, of course, now that she is a blushing bride and that
Hunk o'Burning Love standing with her is not her husband, Richard, because Richard took
his new hairdo back to Benghazi to report on America's "NOT-War" as Jon Stewart refers to it.)
If the sentence makes no sense, please remember who is really crazy? The rodent ignoring proper
rules of correct grammar or the person reading a Blog written by a rodent ignoring proper rules
of correct grammar?
What we really mean is OMG! THANK YOU Lori and Popie for sending me my personal, very own, privately-held-yet SSSSoooooooNot against his will-in our own Secret Olympic Training Facility,
Apolo Anton Ohno...Yes, if you press on the picture you will see our'Polo sporting his new TATTOO but mom knows what the Bible says about...not thinking or doing Things with physical therapists over Passover because Moses is Watching and newlywed women keep matzah from breaking with their pure thoughts and chaste behavior during their beloved guinea pigs' physical therapy sessions with OMG! IS HE HOT?OR-WHAT? therapists. If you open a box of matzah and find breakage it's:
"Houston of Heaven, We Have a Problem." Only mom can prevent matzah breakage and forest fires.
Thank you,
YumYum
OH NO... forget Richard... I'll take THAT! Gimme, gimme!
ReplyDeleteOh Yum-Yum Dearest Darling Friend,
ReplyDeleteI think that I could use some physical therapy too. Actually, I KNOW that I could use a LOT of physical therapy!!! Would you (and Mommy Dearest) share Mr. (Hot) Apolo Anton Ono with me? I promise I won't take advantage of the situation (only of him, he he). A girl has got to hope, right? Plus your Mom is a new blushing bride so she can't have any dibs on Mr. Hot Stuff Yowza! Physical Therapist, right? [I hear matzah breaking as I type - get your mind out of the gutter Mom.]
I hope that you find this to all be agreeable.
Love,
Auntie Ann
Dear Auntie Ann,
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Dr. Gregory House has entered the
fray and we must hold a GuineaPig Tribal Meeting
to decide who gets who - 'scuse us - meant: who gets...what? Is it Who or Whom, Ms.A, that rubber glove scared me. We are wheeking! It is a dark and
stormy night...Auntie Ann, we do love you, but just got word from 'Polo's "people" he don't do
bowel obstructions. Sorry. WHEEEK!
oH, and MsA, referring to him as "THAT" reminds us to remind you: OMG! HE IS SOOOOooooo HOT! THAT
ReplyDelete"that" don't even come close! wheeeeeeK!
Wheek, Squee + my, oh, ME!
love,
YumYum
Is this where the expression.....Having your cake and eating it too....comes from???
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe....Yum-Yum..your momma is one lucky lady!!!
Oh Connie, no she married now: is all for her EYES ONLY! Yes'm, she got Richard and gotta be pure! So, if EddieElfPie ain't cuttin' the mustard for you and Elsa and Cat'oh-so-many-names, Girl, let's
ReplyDeleteTALK!
Dearest Yum-Yum
ReplyDeleteAre you sure your Momma is married???....and I'm not buying the being "pure" thingy either...hahahahahah.....
Is Apolo considering going to elf school?? Afterall he is cute but me needs an elf.....
p.s.....be very careful of men w/rubber gloves ...SIT and DONT get up.....
ConnieE: My physical therapist has been certified
ReplyDeleteas a physical therapist BY ELF SCHOOL OF PHYSICAL
ELF-A-PISTS...??? It sounds better in the Saami
language than English...what we mean is, AND TELL NO ONE! (He a SecretElf, Connie! hee-hee) However,
allergic to cats, SO-SORRY, he stays wid uS!