UH-OH, GLAD WE ISN'T WEDDING PLANNER...!

DEar MerryFanny,

{EDITOR: "COCONUT?!"}

Dear MerryF-

{EDITOR: "COCONUT!"}

DEER MARXIST M---

{EDITOR: "COCONUT?!"}

Hey You WeedNplanR,  Whaddya mean @#$^%*^?

{EDITOR: "Coconut, sweetie, look at this beautiful, fresh yellow bell pepper!"}

SQUEEEEEEE! nom-nom-nom...nom-nom-nom...ommmmmm.

note to mariFUN: we doesn't have tails, sometimes it gives us
a wee, widdle attitude...what can we say? Thank you for the dignified,
genteel chupa wedding you planned for them. Please do not feel
discouraged! We LOVE YOU.

Since I WAS NICE,
P.S. please send all carrot-top accoutrements Fed-X for us to ea-
NO! what i meant was "in case they change their mind!" yeah, right, THAT.
in cASe they change their mind.

sincerely YOUR biggest FAN,
YumYum