While Their Owners Sleep...

...nervous little Guinea Pigs prepare for their day. Nice job with the white-out, Jerry!
And that looks exactly like our kitchen: How DID you know? LOL!

P.S. if you ever visit The Great Pacific Northwest(ern Washington State) nevah,
EVAH call it an EXpresso machine! Or an EGGspresso machine, you birders out there.
To our utter mortification, a person visiting from Eugene Oregon did that and thus,
to this day, we have NEVAH, EVAH visited Oregon.  Nor will we.

Thank you.
P.S. also we don't use umbrellas, which we call "bumbershoots" dunno why, really.
Oh, but you CAN wear un-matched wool socks with sandals in the winter.
Dunno why, really, dreadful on men. They betta already be married cuz only
a banana slug would date THAT. And mo-

{EDITOR: "DON'T. YOU. DARE!"}

Meant, and Maggie our fave-oh-fave Airdale Terrier.
Not ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, MOM, HOW MANY TIMES WE GOTTA SAY IT?

(whew, close call, that!)