"COCONUT PIE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A HAY TOSSING CONTEST TO BE HELD IN OUR NEW WINTER-SNOW HUT, WE CAN USE IT AS OUR OLYMPIC ARENA! WHAT SAY THEE? OH, WHO CARES! JUST TO IMPRESS MY PRECIOUS FAIRY, I SHALL GO AHEAD AND TOSS THE MINI-HAY BALE AS IF WE WERE PLAYING SCOTTISH GAMES!
ERRRRrrrrr....MMMMMmmmmRRRRRrrrr......
wonder what my Fairy thinks???
EXCUSE YOU, YUM-YUM, BUT DID YOU JUST CHALLENGE ME?
Because, if you think that just because I'm a girl, you can win...
Calvin: "how come when mom sees her own dew lap in the mirror we hear - "
All in Unison: "CALVIN! Shhhhhhhh! Don't wake her up!"
(That was close!)
"Oh my, then, I'll just hide and be quiet...I can't watch and - besides - mom fell asleep with her hand under my dew lap..."
Herd in UNISON: "SSSSSHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!
Has living with mom taught you nothing?"
Who said you won, YumYum? I'm just getting stretched out!
I LOOKED, I LOOKED! NOW MY FACE IS STUCK!
BUT WE HAVE A WINNER...
BUT MY FACE IS STUCK.
Actually, that photograph resembled YumYum tossing hay more than Coconut pie. Why? Because mom wasn't well enough to hold the camera steady for the competition, then she couldn't find another photo of Coconut tossing her mini hay bale,
so - in the end - it was mom who cheated!
With her dew lap rocking to-and-fro.
You did not see that,
We were never here,
We deny any knowledge of dew-lappage
and will continue to deny any and all allegations of
speaking to the Press of mom's dew-lappages.
Unless we have a dew-lap-in-Judgement.
In which case we...SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
thank you.
Fairy has asked ME to post a comment, Yum Yum, she is too scarred to visit your Blog what with all those scary, growly mouths - those TEETH, they are so big . . . and noses, what a LOT of noses! She has taken to her bed to dream of . . . well, NOT YOU! Although she was muttering something about you being 'not bad, for a boy'. Don't build your hopes up, that girl has her head screwed on!
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