NEW YEAR'S ISSUE OF GUINEA PIG MAGAZINE

You still don't know what his surprise is! No hint o'it here that's for sure...
He ain't gonna be famous, either, uh-uh!
Just good old Taj, Pirate, Brotherly food-snatcher,
Runabout escape artist...and, and...oh, we can't tell you.

Just forget you even saw this. It's better that way.
(giggling...)

Happy New Year from all of us to all of you, around the world and here at home.