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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

MEERIS IN BAVARIA HAVE FOUR BUNNIES!

 
OPEN LETTER TO AUNTIE CONNIE: 
OUR AUNT INGRID JUST SENT US A PICTURE
OF WHAT A BUNNY IS. 
THEY ARE NOT MEERIS.
THEY ARE NOT CAVIES.
THEY ARE NOT GUINEA PIGS.
THEY ARE NOT HEDGEHOGS.
THEY ARE NOT CAMELS.
THEY ARE NOT KOALA BEARS.
THEY ARE NOT LAMBS.
THEY ARE NOT FLYING SQUIRRELS.
MOM SAID I CANNOT TALK TO YOU
IF YOU EVER, EVER TALK ABOUT
BUNNIES AGAIN BECAUSE SHE
SAID YOU HAVE "SPESHUL POWERS"
AND WHEN YOU AND ME TALK ON
THE PHONE "THINGS COME TO BE"
AND WE ARE AFRAID OF BADGERS
AND THESE ARE NOT BADGERS.
THEY ARE NOT MEERKATS.
THEY ARE NOT ANTEATERS.
THEY ARE NOT GOLDEN LION TAMARINS.
THEY ARE NOT MONKEYS.
THEY ARE NOT BEAR CUBS.
THEY ARE NOT FOOTBALL PLAYERS.
THEY ARE NOT SOCCER PLAYERS.
THEY ARE NOT PUMPKINS.
MOM IS NOT GOING TO LAUGH,
AUNT CONNIE, NOW THAT AUNT
INGRID HAS SHOWN US WHAT
BUNNIES ARE. OH! AND THAT
EASTER IS COMING UP AND
THEY WILL BE EVERYWHERE
FOR SALE FROM EVERYONE.
AND LITTLE AND SOFT
AND WARM AND LOVABLE.
AND IRRESISTIBLE.
AND THEY ARE NOT TEDDY BEARS.
AND THEY ARE NOT HUMMINGBIRDS.
AND THEY REPRODUCE
AT AN ASTONISHING RATE.


NO BUNNIES.


MOM, NO BUNNIES.


THANK YOU, AUNTIE INGRID,
PLEASE TELL MOM NOT TO
LISTEN TO OUR CRAZY AUNT CONNiElfPie,
THEY ARE NOT ELVES.


LOVE,
YOU NEVER SAW THIS.


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2 comments:

  1. my bunny is over the ocean
    my bunny is over the sea
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    oh bring back my bunny to me .... ;-)))
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    roll over floor laughing .... !!!
    I am very amused about those words ....
    simply wonderful.

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    1. Hi Auntie Ingrid, now I wants me a mini-lop with Peruvian markings to cuddle with and mum is saying between Auntie you and Auntie ConniElfPie there is enough pre-Easter mischief flying about to confoozle even Fairy! What say ye, fair Fairy?
      And...
      (mum will NEVER, EVER admit this, she love mini-lops...)
      GOTTA GO, GOTTA GO, OOPSIE-PIE, YOU NEVER SAW THIS...

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