OH, WHAT A HAPPY BOY AM I!
GOT MY WHEATGRASS, ME & I!
SUCH A SWIRLY, FLUFFY GUY...
WITH THE SHINIEST PINK EYE!
SEE MY SHARK FIN SWIM AWAY...
.....rrrrrrrup-REWIND!!!
WHADDA-WHADDA-WHADDA?
WHEN-WHEN-WHEN?
WHY-WHY-WHY?
OH ME-OH-NO-OH MY!
I GOTTA SAY "BYE-BYE?"
~SNIP-SNIP-PIP-PIP~
{MOM DOESN'T EXACTLY REMEMBER DOING THIS, ONLY TALKING TO SOME
GUY IN SOUTH AFRICA IN THE MIDDLE OF LAST NIGHT (WHEN AMAZON IS ACTUALLY ONLY 90 MILES SOUTH IN SEATTLE) BUT ACCORDING TO HER "INBOX" THIS MORNING, A NEW CAGE IS ON ITS WAY WITH LOTS OF GOODIES, JUST FOR ME...POSSIBLY...OR NOT.}
TONIGHT IS ANOTHER WINDSTORM.
p.s. Aunt Connie, you better not mention
me gettin' a girlfriend cuz mom pretended
not to hear you but if Uncle Edwin hears
you, he's gonna go all Jersey Shore and
the fur gonna fly AGAIN! (hee-hee!
not that I'd mind!)
WHADDA-WHADDA-WHADDA?
WHEN-WHEN-WHEN?
WHY-WHY-WHY?
OH ME-OH-NO-OH MY!
I GOTTA SAY "BYE-BYE?"
~SNIP-SNIP-PIP-PIP~
{MOM DOESN'T EXACTLY REMEMBER DOING THIS, ONLY TALKING TO SOME
GUY IN SOUTH AFRICA IN THE MIDDLE OF LAST NIGHT (WHEN AMAZON IS ACTUALLY ONLY 90 MILES SOUTH IN SEATTLE) BUT ACCORDING TO HER "INBOX" THIS MORNING, A NEW CAGE IS ON ITS WAY WITH LOTS OF GOODIES, JUST FOR ME...POSSIBLY...OR NOT.}
TONIGHT IS ANOTHER WINDSTORM.
p.s. Aunt Connie, you better not mention
me gettin' a girlfriend cuz mom pretended
not to hear you but if Uncle Edwin hears
you, he's gonna go all Jersey Shore and
the fur gonna fly AGAIN! (hee-hee!
not that I'd mind!)
Don't imagine he can get too far... having to carry such a large package! He should tire out pretty quick.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, Bhindi . . . I don't like the sound of this snip-snip At all. Can't you get over here, my mum will look after you and we can be mar . . . ooops. Almost let it slip then!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE meeris with ...
ReplyDeleteeyes like raspberries .....
and the story 'round him.