allowed more than 0 shots of espresso.
Still living in his makeshift cage (although his new
GINORMOUS one HAS arrived, but UPS doesn't open until after 2p.m.) That's not the point.
He exscaped into town.
Caffeinated hisself with 3-shot lattes.
Went to Farm Store.
Saw baby lion rabbits.
Invited 'em home to live in his new cage.
NOW WHAT, AUNT ConniElfPie?
What Vinny failed to realize is what he mistook
for the farm store was really the toy store
adjacent to mom's favorite cafe called Little Tiger Toys because a portion of their profits go to helping save endangered wild tigers from extinction so they have lots animals for kids
and baby guinea pigs who need speshul friends.
HE CAN KEEP THEM ALL!
HOW-EVAH: now mom is considering
turning on the EPIC FAIL-Yoga Egg Timer whenever VinnyGuinea and good ole Aunt
Connie get on the phone because
ONE. MORE. BLOCK. FURTHER.
IS THE FARM STORE AND
THEY DO HAVE LION-HEAD BUNNIES.
P.S. These are photographs of real animals.
Don't get us started!