this splendiferous portrait of me as a young boy,
for you can see that while I sport my bright orange
carrot, my sleek profile is definitely rounding out,
as it were. 'Twas once a time when the "rounding
out of me" scared the pig-poo outta mom, until
she began to notice that my fish was growin' some
wee chips in the basket, so she's taken a deep breath
since Bhindi's been on me like a humpy-back camel!
We sure have fun teasing mom...good night, sleep tight,
it might snow tomorrow: PANCAKES! SQUEEE!