Make us just want to pet you and hear you
purrrrrr and watch you popcorn amidst
the harem seven!
Now we know how you bring so much
happiness to them and us: you are DandyLicious!
Darling boy, how you could ever have ended
up in a shelter...We guess it was just a stop
along the way to your FOREVER HOME.
love you all, dears,
the Pirates of Pashmina!