Dem Crazy Pigs!

 

Dem Crazy Pigs! Now all of us can actually
reach up on our tippy toes all the way to the
very tops of our habitat cage tops 'cept they
don't HAVE TOPS so whaddya think happened
tonight? Bhindi never had organic, sweet mini-
watermelon before and grabbed it outta mom's 
hand so fast it actually fell down OUTSIDE HIS
CAGE! Even lil'Vinny's a long stretch on a Sunday
afternoon! Or Saturday, you know we don't care...
Anyway, WE GOT WATERMELON and
unless mom thinks we're at risk for dropping ourselves
into someone else's cage she's not ordering cage-tops
and we love it that way cuz she can always reach down
and scritchy-scratch us even wid a migraine!
Cuz then we is her THERAPY PIGz!
LOVE YOU, EVERYBODY...
see ya's goons soon enough, y'all behave now.
Cuz we ain't gonna!