training all of you laugh? It's true! I did!
All by myself, too, you think any of those
Pirates taught me? No way, they be bad!
So, 'dis here how Da Squirrel Does It!
You'll get your chance but not
till I'm ready to go home first.
Down, Peter-Peanut, Down!
who gonna get it! Squirrel,
you got potty-mouth, talking
to your elders like that!
Shame on you, little punk!
after Runabout. Know what the
other pigs do?
EDITOR: "Not now, sweetheart,
let's stay on topic, this is about you!"
my potty and I does my business
and mom - when it comes to cage
clean up time every night, you know
what? Every night she coos:
"Oh, Squirrel, you take 5 minutes to
clean your cage. Why can't the other
boys be just like you?"
Then she sighs...then she has to
turn on music they wear her out
with the messes they make,
but not me! I'm her baby Squirrel."
but mom loves that I still look
like a baby. But after ya empties
da pot, ya gotta refill the tummy!
So, naysayers, guffawing readers,
DOUBTERS! See? I really did
potty-train myself, and I keep my
Habitat all neat, fit, and adorable,
too: Just like me!
WHO DA PIG?