BREAKING NEWS: MAC NUT PIE DENIES ALL CHARGES!

 

As we wait patiently to find out whether or not our precious little Coconut is preggers with MacNutPie's mini-pies,
MacNut denies all charges of infiltrating off-limits areas!

"I SAW HIM DO IT!" said Raj Mahal in a recent interview.
"Me, too, I saw him, too!" added Erica, Coconut's best friend.
"I'M HUNGRY, CAN WE JUST HAVE HAY?" demanded Taj Mahal.

Stay tuned, because we don't know what a preggersPig looks like,
but have been informed they become "pear-shaped" and so far,
well: if it looks like a pear, and it walks like a pear...

sigh...that's just what we need around here: BABIES!

Charges have not been filed until alleged "break in" has been
found true or false.

"But MacNut better keep it in his pants!" warned one onlooker.

Will someone please make him some pants? Thank you.

Tiny Baby Egyptian Tortoise Up Close

When mom volunteered at Woodland Park Zoo, these guys were among her
fave-O-faves and now there are two more in our world! Severely
endangered, no longer wild in Egypt, they are truly fun to watch
and they never fledge and fly away, like the owls, they only get
bigger and more fun to watch...we loves them Egyptian Tortoises!

Guinea Pigs dig this sort of thing!

FEED US OR WEEP!

 

RAJ GOT DA CARROT! GOTTA GET DAT CARROT! GONNA BITE THAT FOOT! BITE

 

Raj, Come back! Squeeeee! You too fast for me! Gonna get him, gonna get him good!

PHOEBE, THE FABULOUS HUMMINGBIRD

 

This stunning portrait of Phoebe sitting on her eggs can be found on her
very own UStream site! And now her eggs are hatching, so check it out!
Stunning little Phoebe: WOW!

"IF THAT'S A CARROT, I LOVE YOU!"

 

BED-HEAD: RAJ AWAITS HIS MORNING "COIFF"

 

HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD! COULD IT BE...?

 

How'd That Squirrel Get...COFFEE?!

 

BREAKFAST, ANYONE?

 

We are downhearted that our beloved Seahawks lost
last weekend and are now out of the Play-Offs...
However, there's always COFFEE! WHEEEEk!

Sydney Has Her Third Egg...

We dare you not to shed a tear...
Thank you for this beautiful video, courtesy of "The Daily Hork"

PSsssssT! DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? SYD JUST LAID ANOTHER EGG!

 

Dear Sweet Readers,

We are enjoying the "Mel & Sydney Barn Owl Comedy Hour" as much as the rest of you but I had to tell
everybody in the herd the news: Sydney is actually SITTING ON HER EGGS NOW! And, and - gosh - if you
ask me, I think she's starting to get the hang o'this, like, and what those things are, like they
are NOT soccer balls! And Mel is leaving the Owlbox during the day so Sydney isn't gettin' her bones
jumped every 2 1/2 minutes...Mel is hunting Rodential-Viagras and our poor Syd has been the recipient
of "all the love" and then way too much more!

Well, PppppsssssssT! Here's the REAL question: could it be possible she'll lay more eggs and that some
will even hatch???

And Molly is cleaning out the gag-shag in HER box, too, getting it all spruced up for what? We will not
see since Carlos is not reconnecting the cameras, but it's looking like Southen California is turning
into Barn Owl Country, U.S.A. and the Social Streams on UStream, they are a-buzzin' with anticipation!

And, to set the record straight, yes I DID canoodle little Coconut after I got neutered! And now she is
my sweetheart and we kiss between the bars of our cages and I love her...MacNutPie + Coconut = CoconutCream-MacNutPie. MMMmmmm, GOOD! Oh, Yeah, baby!
And, hopefully, NO BABIES! Thing is, mom only just found out that live sperm can linger up to 3 weeks after a
neuter and our beautiful first time together took place, oh, well, a wee bit sooner than that. But Coconut is
too old and as long as there remain guinea pigs who still need to be rescued we will never, ever breed!

This Here Is MacNutPie Piggie reporting all the news that's fit to print and all the news that isn't!

MacNutPie has left the building and is going to sleep now! You do the same...love ya's each & every one.