Mom Learns a "Woof-Woof"

YouTube - Bollywood Dance - Dance routine

Ain't got nothin' to add.

YumYum has LEFT THE BUILDING.

P.S. Mom don't even realize she learning
a Wedding Dance! What she think da lady
mean at the end when she say:
"So, practice three times a week and you'll
be ready for that Big Day! SEE YA!" (in a
British accent, no less...)

Gonna Squee, just gonna SQUEEEEE!

YouTube - BOLLYWOOD

YouTube - BOLLYWOOD

Take a Look! That's right, take a look.

This what mom say she learnin' to heal

h'self, heal her good.

Uh-HUH:  RIGHT!

Yeah, oh all those clothes, yeah,

hanging up in the closet just waiting

all these years...

Uh-HUh! TrainWRECK! I tells ya,

gonna be a trainwreck when she

start doin' dis!

*** just know, we loved you***

***wasn't our fault, we tried***

***couldn't talk her outta it***

BollyWHAT?

Dear Friends. We haz had it now!
Mom went to the Post Office and was completely surprised to find a package waiting for her.
A package containing something that can only bode badly for we wee piggies and our Peace of Mind.
She pulled it out, and surprised, exclaimed, "Uh-Oh, I guess I pressed SEND!"
She promises us she did not remember.
But we told you about this a few posts back.
She had already forgotten what we have been dreading...
The "Learn to Bollywood" Fitness and Dance Instructional Video video with Pallavi, Volume ONE (there's MORE?)
"DHOOM TAANA"

We doesn't know what "Dhoom Taana" means in Hindi, but mom don't know what "Doomed Chana" means in
GuineaPigSpeak, either...

Nothing good can come from this. Nuttin'!
Help us, won't you? Please, she got (muffin-top) and what she gonna wear? Like, wrap a sheet 'round h'self and ---
stop the madness. Before it too late.
Yours,
Taj Mahal

OPEN LETTER TO CALVIN...

Dear Calvin,

You recently "endured" your first nail trim and our hearts go out to you, they really do!
Can you press on the photo to see how short my own toenails are? All I'm gonna say is
they are the reason mom had a styptic pencil in the house in the first place. 'Nuff said!

But ain't i pretty? You do get used to your manis and pedis and start to like them once
you realize your toes don't get all twisted up like they once did in a former life, before
coming here...they won't get all twisty and - in some cases - even grow back around into
the bottom of your foot! Bear's toes were so deformed by the time he came here in 2009,
we think? Twisted...

So, you can relax and breathe easier knowing...OH, WHO ARE WE KIDDING? SHE
GONNA GET THAT LAST TOENAIL BUT WE'LL MAKE SURE THE STYPTIC PENCIL
ALREADY MOIST AND WAITING: GOOD LUCK, WEE LAD! YOU GONNA NEEDS IT!

love,
MacNutPie

Let's Do Something AWESOME!

YouTube - Help the Weavers Rebuild!

Dear Friends, MODS, and all loved ones,

We have been posting news of the Weaver

Family and their guinea pig sanctuary in

Alabama...please take a moment to watch

the newest video and pause...if there is

anything you can think of to help, we warmly

invite you to follow your heart's bidding.

Love,

YumYum, Raj&Taj Mahal, Coconut,

MacNutPie, and Calvin the small

and momNutpie

"My Sweet Spot!"

OOOooooh, how many of you readers know the secret to a blissful piggy? You think our snout? WRONG.
Our ears and back? Wrong. (but not completely, same for snout...just STILL WRONG!)
Tummy: definitely WRONG! sigh...FINE!

We piggies have a secret sweet spot and nobody loves it better than The Mac!

Calvin: "Me loves it, too, Mac. Calvin loves him his sweet spot and mom she knows it, too!"

Mac: "FINE. But this is MY POST and so..."

Calvin: "They know from the pictures, Mac, they already know."

Mac: "FINE. Then look at the pictures, MAKE 'EM BIG if you want, and discover the anti-aging secrets of Andean cavies: Lovin' the honey pot, oh baby, it's the sweet spot, when you's hot, you's HOT!"

Calvin: "Is that even a sentence, MacNut? I don't think that's a sentence. It even sounds...naughty..."

Mac: "mmmMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm......."
mommy loves us.

The "MAC" IS BACK!

hi, it's me. yeah, having a great time. as you can see. bye. thanks for calling.

May I Please Have Your Attention for a Story?

TO BE CONTINUED:  Please keep going,
it's about ME!

Uh-OH! Here comes mom...this canNOT be good!

...she got me by surprise, see, i was just there and next thing i know she got me and it was by surprise, just like i says!

Read on, the worst is yet to come: press that "I wanna know what happened NEXT" button!

It says: "Older Posts" but that just CODE for: "SqueeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!"

PERSONAL FOUL!

It's Calvin "the small" here and i am writing to right the wrong that was wrongfully done to me to right my toenails, which was so wrong! mom snatched me up, lured me into her lap with some yummy fresh organic goodies, and the next thing i know i have had a mani & pedi until she got to the next to the last toenail and she says i moved but that is SO NOT TRUE! everybody knows guinea pigs do not move when they are eating. long toenail short, she clipped too close to the quick,
i squealed, there was blood, she had never used a styptic pencil and only then realized it had to be moist so we all goes into the bathroom and I AM BLEEDING (ok, not a gusher, but look how delicate my toes are!) and she finally got the pencil ready but i wouldn't let her touch that toe! i scurried back into my Pigloo a very unhappy Calvin and took a nap. alone.
then felt much better, got happy and i still have one unclipped toenail and knowing it is going to drive mom crazy - hee-hee! so i is very proud to be Calvin the small with my one,
unclipped nail: she didn't get ALL OF ME, not even the best part!
oh, that not true, she got my Heart.

sincerely, please fix her,

Calvin "the small"

CALVIN: " ? "

Calvin wonders about many things. He whispers them to mom when he kisses her finger. Then she wonders, too.
And they wonder together, about many things, just mom and Calvin.

WHEN IS MOTHER'S DAY? WE WANTS THIS CAMERA

YouTube - Pedigree Dogs ad shot 1000 FPS using the Phantom camera

^^^^CHECK THIS OUT^^^^

Dear Friends,

We know you adore how cute we are. Imagine seeing us like THIS!

We wants this Phantom camera and we knows how to get us one.

Not really. We just gotta be cute, the way we is.

Still, though...pretty amazing stuff, huh?