WHEE, FUN TO RIDE A CAPY!

READ ON, FRIENDS, READ ON!

PHOTO: Guinea Pig Riding a Capybara

PHOTO: Guinea Pig Riding a Capybara

We just accidentally found the coolest cavy cams and blog and stuff

and for those of you who wonder from whom we are descended,

it would be capybaras, see this cavy is riding HIS pet capy!

Very cool site. All Cavy. All the Time: Very cool site.

Just Me

Even little Coconut, named by Kestra's daughter, Kezia,
has her "moment in the sun."



Coconut's Koan

 

                      What is the sound of one hand lovin' me in perfect Silence?

AM I MOM'S FAVORITE...?

Mom is that true? That I'm your favourite? See, I spelled "favourite" like i's British? Does THAT make me your favourite?

I love each and every one of you, Calvin the small, each and every one of you.

THANKS MOM, you just have to "say that" cuz the rest o'da herd is listening but I knowZ I is your real Favourite!

Calvin the small, why would you even THINK a thing like that?!

'Cuz, mom, I gots my own mug!

Indeed you do, little Calvin, indeed you do.

MacNutPie's "Sweet Spot" TAKE 2!

OOOoooooh, baby, Baby! Summertiiiiiiiime...and the livin' is ea-sy! Fish are jumpin,
and the cotton is high...

not really: not summer, no fish, only thing high about cotton

is mom's dirty t-shirt pile.

But does the Mac care? Nope! Me just lovin' my sweet spot!

Is That Tooth the Only Thing Cracked?

Mom! Mom! got a cracked tooth, take a picture, take a picture!

O.K. MacNutPie, but according to my 4H Guinea Pig book, I am supposed to do something to make them both
even again. Ewwww...

Mom! Mom! no cracked tooth, just typonese on the camera, no cracked tooth!

Roger THAT, MacNutPie, I never planned to use my spa mani-pedi thingys on your teeth anyway.

Rest of herd: his tooth IS cracked, i've seen it.
Well, he bit ME ONCE and even the bite was uneven!
Mom don't know nuttin' about no manis OR pedis! she cut MY nail to the quick once!
I know, you can't let her cut your toenails, gotta wiggle, but then she misses...we gotta come up with sumpin' better.
Roger THAT, a plan! I lurves plans! Let's plan another Star Trek Tribble Dance Partay!
Unanimous: Wheeek: Star Trek Dance Party! Squeeeeeeeeee! Could we at least PAINT our toenails?
Ya! Saw some industrial strength commercial apartment building paint in the closet for covering up
nail holes in the wall, somebody GIT IT!
oooooOOOOOH! StarTrekTribbleDancePartay with industrially painted talons! WHEEEK!
Gonna be some good times, good times, indeed.

NOW AVAILABLE AT CAFE PRESS!

YouTube - Star Trek Original Series Tribble

Simply visit your favorite cafe and PRESS^^^HERE!

for YER VERY OWN G-PIG-TRIBBLE-PET!

All profits from each purchase donated

to "TroubledTribbles Foundation for G-Pigs"

otherwise known as chocolate-covered hay,

ice cream pellets, and "I HaZ Rhythm"

dance lessons.

thank you, thank you.

YouTube - tribble dance

YouTube - tribble dance dis gonna KEEL ya laffin!

SPEW ALERT WARP TWELVE > YA'z  BEEN WARNED! LOL!

It-za Bar Mitzvah

"TRIBBLE-DANCE-PARTY AT THE CAVIARY!"

or

HOW WE STAY SUPER-QUIET
WHILE MOM in bed with a
MIGRAINE....ssssshhhhhhh.......

Mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

HEY, ain't nevAH SAID WE WUZ GOOD PIGGIES!
NEVAH! AIN'T EVAH GONNA BE good piggiez, either: NEVAH, EVAH!
Sometimes we even tellz mom: "You got B.O. BAD, mom...toxicBad!"
hee-hee, you should see her face! HA! wish we had a camera...

YouTube - Tribbles Side-by-Side Comparison

YouTube - Tribbles Side-by-Side Comparison

We is TRIBBLES and TRIBBLES iz TROUBLE!

Gene Roddenberry waZ SO ahead of his time:

We reveal a a rare glimpse into the interior of
our caviary (known to mom as "her apartment") 

wheeek! Did McCoy say: "Born Pregnant!?!"

Ooooh, Baby, BABY! Ya, he did! Watch and Learn!

MIGRAINE: INCOMING!

YouTube - Spock and Kirk and the happy crew - Hava Nagila

^^^^^^how migraines feel, only louder and more colorful!

and louder.

and more colorful.!

Like a "Star Trek Bar Mitzvah Dance Party!"

INCOMING!

we haz left the building. back later, dunno when.

don't come lookin' cuz they'll get you to sing the

chorus wid 'em and that would not be pretty,

so leave us to our migraine but, be a mensch and

send ICE, ear plugs, and a velvety eye cover...
with a peaceful inner fragrance.

What? Am i asking too much? what's too much, anyway?

who knows how much too much is, i ask you?

YumYumischka, the cavy mensch

YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

Special thanks to the guinea pigs for being so quiet and peaceful while mom slept.
NOT!   NOT!   NOT!

WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DOWNLOAD ALL THAT TRIBBLE STUFF?!
HONESTLY!
WHAT DA MATTER WID YOU UNGRATEFUL PIGGIES?!
I SEZ "MIGRAINE" AND YOU INTERPRET THAT AS:
"WHEEEK! IT-ZAH TRIBBLE-BAR-MITZVAH-
DANCE-PARTY?!?"

Have A NAGILA, won't ya, it's on the House!