HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAIRY! WE LOVE YOU!

 

AND FAIRY TURNS THREE!

LIFE WITH VINNY-GUINEA!

 

 

My name is Vinny and Happy is me,
When I jump in my hay bin it's YumYum I see!
When mom jumps in my cage it's her toes: eat or wee?
They taste pretty good so I think we agree
that to eat them is better
IT'S GREAT BEING ME!
{Original poem composed by VinnyGuinea
Copyright June 8, 2012
All rights reserved for The Pig.}
Vinny wishes a sweet dreams to his fans across the world,
good night.

IS IT BEDTIME NOW?

But ma, I'm not sleepy!

 

Me, neither, I shall graze all night long
beneath no one's watchful eye. So there!

 

Well, I'm not only ready for bed  I am 
already in it...even old Pirates need
their beauty sleep. How handsome
is "all this" I ask you?!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

 

"Good night, my darlings, last scrunchies
for the evening...now Bhindi let Peter Peanut
get some love, too, O.K. sweetheart?"
"NAH."
"Lil'Peter, I'll bring you to bed with me, how
does that sound?"
"It sounds real good, ma, we haven't been
doing that since you get in our pens with us
now, but...do I look fat?"
"No, sweetheart, you are perfect!"
"Then who is MUFFIN-TOP everybody is
giggling about? And they also say she got
a haircut that was WAY TOO SHORT so
well...just curious, ma, what's it all mean?"
"It means you may be moving back in with 
me to keep you from hearing such
blasphemous rhetorical propaganda!"
huh?
good night, world.we love you.
(blasphemers!)

THE BIG "UH-OH!"

 

ALL PIGS WHEEK FOR THE BIG-LAP BREAKFAST!

 

Good morning, piggies! Now Peter
you share with your brother and don't
be giving ma the "evil eye" again!
There's plenty enough for all.

 

"Awe, ma, I love getting petted while
I share my breakfast with big, fat,
ginourmous, Bhindi-Saurus-Rex...
nom-nom-noms...purrrrrr."



 

"EXCUSE YOU? WHAT
YOU CALL ME? Ma, did
Peter call me a good thing or
a bad thing?"
"Bhindi, he called you a 
wondrous thing, indeed, and
your heart is as big as all that, too!
So loverly thou art!"
"O.K. ma, thanks then. I love you."
"I love you, too, and so does PETER."


 

AWE...noms and love for VinnyGuinea!


 

"Hey, ma, look at all the loot I got
this morning!!! SQUEEEEE!"
"Sweetheart, the swarthiest Pirate Pig ya
may be, this isn't staying in your pen one
more minute and you know it! Time for
your morning nap anyway, isn't it?"
"You can't have it!"
"Think about this then: The swarthiest Pirate
Pig atop his Pirate ship plying the rough waters
and you get diarrhea just as you board another
ship to plunder all their noms! You like that?"
"no."
"Have a nice nap, YumYum, see ya later,
you know we love you."
"Diarrhea? Seriously?"
"Sweet dreams."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From the Editor: We apologize for the green print,
now that we have seen it we realize it is not only
unreadable but gives us a headache! Sorry, won't
use it again. Also, the piggies do not get ALL of
the food you see in the pictures, they get the thought
of getting all the food you see in the pictures but
usually stop eating on their own once they are full
or I take it away once they have had enough.
It is handy since all breakfasts are now done
with them on my lap or at least I am in their
living space petting and scrunching them and
loving them so this prevents having to get up
and down for each piggy's different meals.
If it doesn't make sense to you, don't worry,
it doesn't make sense to me, either.
All I know is that we all LOVE BEING TOGETHER AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!
************************************

BREAKFAST-SQUEE-OUT!

 

"Hey ma, whatcha lookin' at? 
I'm letting Big Bhindi get some, too."
Bhindi: "He's letting me, right."


 

Awe, now let's be nice, there's 
plenty for everyone to share.


 

"SHARE???!!!"

! 

And how is my little VinnyGuinea 
this fine morning? Oh, you feel so
soft and you look so fine


 

I HAZ MY BIG-BOY BREAKFAST!

 

Peter Peanut is still on baby guinea pig
pellets but has decided to use that bowl
as leverage to get to Bhindi's special
treat bowl. Meanwhile, when Peter Peanut
is not sitting in his baby pellet bowl,
Bhindi scarfs it down so it must taste
better to him than BigPigPellets!
Funny, Silly, Guinea Pigs ~
making us laugh every day and night! 

Peter-Peanut and Bhindi Kiss Good Night...

 

DID moving in with lil'PeterPeanut save Bhindi's life
after his stroke or whatever happened to him that night?
Well, take a look at this, just photographed two days
ago! And guess what? He is getting his voice back 
again, too, purring and stretching, and enjoying every
minute of his life with the bouncy baby boy whose
ears still flop up and down during lightning-fast ZOOMS!
Sweet dreams, dear ones.
We love you all.
And love heals.
And love saves lives. If
we could have anything 
right now, you know what it would be?
For people to understand just how fragile, strong,
durable, sensitive, compassionate, and empathetic
these little darlings really are, and give them back
the same they are both capable, willing, and truly
desiring to give us and one another
(YumYum...well, he's the Pirate Chief but that's not
really the problem.) He lost PandaPig yet later took in BOTH
VINNY-GUINEA AND BHINDI when they were still
babies...but when the rest of the herd perished...
even Pirates cry inside.
~

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A wonderful blog posts from one of our links,
we couldn't resist sharing.

MOMMY & ME BREAKFASTS!

 

"Awe, aren't they cute, Mrs. Mouse?"
(Mr. & Mrs. Mouse courtesy of Fairy!)


 

"Come on UP, Vinny, this is all 
for You!!!"

 

"You, too, Peter-Peanut, but you get
Mommy & Me every morning and
most dinners, too! Today we are going
to spend time with each individual piggie
dining, cuddling, scritchy-scratching,
and having Special Lap-Room-Service!"



 

"Mom, may I taste your fingers for
appetizers? They make me want to POP!"
"Sure, just kissing though, no nips, O.K.?"
"PROMISE, MOM! nom-nom-nom!"
"OWWWW!"
("oops")

 

"Awe, C'mon Mom, you're embarrassing
me! I'm the Chief Pirate! Jeez-a-Loo!"


 

"HEY! Who told you to stop, ma?
I lurves you soooo much and even
Pirates needZ love...Awe, ma, this
new breakfast thing...and I speak
for the Herd since I am YumYum,
KING OF THE WORLD:
WE APPROVE!"


{Note from the Editor: How We Do It...mom can
actually fit into everyone's habitat or pen and brings
breakfast into the Big Pen for Peter-Peanut and Bhindi who crawl up on her lap via a cuddle-tunnel for a soft
ramp upon which to climb before the "Big Munch & Squeee" as Peter had mom's lap first and is still not
used to sharing her lap or his breakfast. Bhindi has
become much more docile since his stroke-thing, though, so it's working out as Peter learns he will
not leave mom's lap hungry or one snuggle short
of all the affection he can absorb before his morning
nap or Runabout.
Mom also feeds Vinny in his Habitat sitting in her
yoga meditation pose since it is narrow which makes
her create a NASCAR race track which makes Vinny pop-A-lot in between his elegant dining experience!
Mom could do the same thing with YumYum, too, but
he loves to dig his own cuddle cups out of the fleece
on the floor then settle into them after zooming around everyone else's pen riling them up by
taunting them with "I'M ON RUNABOUT AND...
OH, YOU'RE NOT!"
This wears him out, although he can still
ZOOM & TAUNT as well as he ever could,
 so he deservingly waits to be served by mom with no
shortage of lovies with his Big Breakfast!
PIRATE PIG RULES!
AND THAT IS HOW WE DO IT!}


You are cordially invited to join us.
Wear clothing you never plan to be seen in public
with ever again or we will provide...then laugh
behind your back and after you leave, then POST pictures of you on our blog before telling
everyone we know how funny our friends are
and how much fun we have TOGETHER
cuz we're a wee bit kooky, too,
then we'll miss you and want you back.
Will you join us? Please?


{Lovingly dedicated to CD3, Millie Bea, 
and Almond Joy, her new, firstest guineas!}

Fairy Celebrates HRM The Queen's Jubilee by Putting a (Funny!) Spell on Mom!

 

Fairy bakes for the Jubilee!

 

Where there's sprinkles on
cupcakes, cups there must be!


Well, well, if we haven't gotten to the bottom of the Mystery of mom's brand new out-of-the-box computer obfuscation!


Pip Pop! Finally, it has been solved and the mischievous little rapscallion behind it has to be none other than our precious Fairy from Across the Pond, so fed up with HRM receiving all the pomp-stomp-and-Circus-Dance that she played a wee, bitty, trick on our own "mum" and when the brand new computer came out of its brand new box and came time to pick a language, well, of course "mum" pressed the Button for English!
Wouldn't you? Of course you would!


So, why were quotes coming out as British pounds and other keys coming out all things inscrutable? And blogging in India, with people who think mom is a man named after a garbanzo bean or their first atomic bomb...we'll save that for another post...you would think we were not easily scruted! But we gotta hand it to Fairy: when her boat wasn't FIRST IN LINE on the Thames in the rain...our pip-pop-mum programmed our computer to become English as in "across-the-big-pond
English" and it took three techs from the call center in the Philippines to figure out what no one 90 miles south at either AMAZON (foster home of computer) or MICROSOFT (foster home spawning millionaires under 25) would even tell her. It's a mad, mad world! One tech who couldn't figure out the problem neglected to tell mom his shift was over and he was going home, so he just said he would "call her right back" (AND IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'D BEEN DATING!) but did he? NO! He went home, leaving her waiting, computer open and vulnerable, like a heartbreak just waiting to happen...except instead of heartbreak said 'PuterPie caught a Very Bad Virus, crashed, it is still hard to blog, we remain to this day unable to leave comments right here on our very own blog much less yours but got most of the bugs worked out and on a fast boat to Scotland! The Hebrides as last we checked. Yes, quite so.


Fairy, our lass, THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH AND WE'VE ENJOYED BEING UNDER YOUR SPELL, (You had us at "Squee" if you ever saw "Jerry McQuire" movie that would make sense...) and we look forward to a June blossoming into hedgerows full of baby hedgehogs and such-like for you while we count the more than Ten Thousand Shades of Grey not on our bestseller list because we are quite ready for SUMMER, hey, SUMMER! REMEMBER YOU?


Sincerely Yours in Coprophragia,
Peter-Peanut, the Greatest Ever!