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Monday, July 16, 2012

Waiting for YumYum

 
It's not a "man-crush" just that YumYum
is my best friend and while he sleeps in
his pink sleeping thingy this is where I
wait with devotion for when he wakes up.
And then I follow him up and down his
cage and we rub noses through the bars.
Really, if you ask me, I would love Fairy's
sister, Marigold, should I ever take a wife.
But with the OlympiGz coming up the 
air-space is now a No-Flies Zone, just
like our kitchen...er...is.
So, for now, I just lay on my hay and dream
a little dream.
Love,
Vinny-Guinea

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Good Morning, Friends

 
Good Morning Friends,
This is how mom acts when she doesn't feel well.
We love her and we oink, Squee, & purr 
wanting only to comfort
her but...
well, gosh! This is the thanks we get?
Such a drama queen.


P.S. We will say one thing: she looks worse than this guy!
(heh-heh~)
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Saturday, July 14, 2012

THE HAPPIEST DAY IN THE WHOLE, WIDE WORLD! WE TALK TO FAIRY!!!





It's Fairy and her Daddy 
(and Mummy, too) talking to us
all the way from ENGLAND!!!
We got so happy with FairyMagic that we had
THE BEST DAY EVER in the WORLD!
She talked to us through the phone and we
heard her sweet voice and said:
"Fairy, we love you, O! LOVE YOU
WE DO!
before ~
She said it right back: SO SWEETLY -
who knew?!
That a Fairy-Star guinea pig,
dear deaf, blind, kind, gwinny-pig

Gave Us
Happy, Sun-Fun, Beautiful 
and something ex-tra-Musical
So thrilled to be-come Lunical!
Every smile Fairy-Tune-able
Bless our MARVELOUS
MIRACLE!

 
AND Ingrid in Bavaria:
"Wir lieben EUCH!"
("We love YOU?!")
And Lucky and his harem
and Helmut and your Dackals!
 ~~~~~*~~~~~

While "Speaking Tree"
INDIA: Yo! Brothers and Sisters, hey -
we "PREM YOU" in our crazy-way!
~~~~*~~~~
OH! - Black Sheep MOD Nation-uh...
"Muah-Ha-HA-HA-Ha-Ha-HA!

~~~~~*~~~~~

We heard That One's voice today...
felt her sweet-fun-cute-charming way,
Making Sunshine
Our HAPPY DAY!
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Thursday, July 12, 2012

NEW HAMSTER-FENCE REVISES "RUNABOUT" RULES!

 
Today was an epic 
MOMENT!


The little
"Hamster
fences" arrived to
keep us from being naughty on mom's bed.







VinnyGuinea demonstrates "run" in the blur of his very own special "Runabout!" See him jump? That's what's called "popcorning"... wonder why? 
 
Being new, and having just recently
become a "man-pig" it is both my
duty and obligation to take this
opportunity to break into Vinny's
cage and do things mom told me
not to do. Like eat Vinny's
food from "Red Castle" take-out.

 
Things like drink out of his
water bottle to put my tongue
all over it so he'll know 
I was here.

 
Things like socialize with YumYum
and get pointers on how to become
a better "Pirate-Pig!"
(in Vinny's cage, hee-hee)


 
Things like, when Vinny sees me
and says "WHOA, WHADDA-
WHADDA-WHADDA?!"
to pretend I am invisible and
can't even see myself!




 
Things like...uh-oh...Vinny comin' 
in for a "meet & greet"
(Pirate-style! DRAT.)



 
Can you see me on the far right
gobbling up as much hay as I can
and leaving my own special
"fragrance" on it before
The Reckoning?!
DRAT, HE COMIN'
FO' ME NOW!


 

MOM! GET OUTTA DA WAY,
Peter-Peanut got places to go,
piggies to see...
Vinny to RUN AWAY FROM!
MOVE, MOM, MOVE!



{PROLOGUE FROM YUM-YUM: 
"He'll make a fine pirate some day...
just not To-Day!"}

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PETER HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT...







Mom moved in with us. I had to drink my water
and eat my breakfast first, (urp!) 'scuse that, oh 
my, but mom moved in with us and now we can
run all over the apartment because the little hamster
fences haven't arrived yet to keep us from doing
naughty things around her bed.
We don't mean to be naughty...
Nibble original drawings in the art corner where we love to play chase and hide & seek...
We really want to welcome her...
We have to pee and poo to show her this is OURS ALL OURS...
(urp!) Oh my. I ate too fast this morning.
Hmmmm...."Welcome, Mom."
we promise not to chew on your stuff, pee on your stuff, poo on your stuff, spray our man-smell all OVER YOUR STUFF...
We love living with you and know you'll love it, too!


Mom: "WHO AMONG YOU JUST ---- OMG?!"


Peter: "Gotta go now, see ya's! SQUEEEE, hee-hee,
WE BAD!!! mu-ah-Ha-HAAAAAAAAH!"
  
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guinea pig tricks: standing on hind legs, playing tug of war, and vacuuming up food - YouTube

guinea pig tricks: standing on hind legs, playing tug of war, and vacuuming up food - YouTube

^^^^^LAUGH-RIOT ALERT!
          CODE: PIGGY-BALLET!
We know, we know, we are going C.R.A.Z.Y.
this morning because we just put this on our post
below after Truffles breaks the World Record
Guinea Pig jump training for the 2012 OlymPigs!
But this video might be a trifle hard to find,
so HERE IT IS, just in case you need to see
it 200 times, give or take...
love,
all us!

Do Guinea Pigs Jump? Do they ever… | Small Pet Select

Do Guinea Pigs Jump? Do they ever… | Small Pet Select
^^^LOOK AT TRUFFLES!


WANNA LAUGH OUT LOUD?
AFTER THE GUINEA PIG JUMP VIDEO,
PLEASE TREAT YOURSELF BY
HOPPING TO "GUINEA PIG TRICKS" 
video
&
Enjoy the most enchanting (Squee!) 
guinea pig ballet that will ever make 
you ROLL OVER GIGGLING!
Can't find it? No worries,
friends, we posted it above
this post...
(note to piggie-selves: 
go easy on morning lattes, 
YIKES!)


Brought to you by our
dear friend at Small Pet Select!
For more of the Joy, her site is listed 
on the right under "Blogs We do
something to..." and she lives just on
the other side of the mountains from
us and her site is full of funny, fun-stuff,
serious stuff, and for all small animals, 
not only guinea pigs, so...
Get ready to SMILE, SMILE, SMILE &
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Monday, July 9, 2012

WHY EVERYBODY LOOK FUNNY AT ME?

While it's quite possible we have published
this pic numerous times who remembers?
Peter-Peanut! That bowl on the left you are sitting in is NOT...we repeat NOT...
ah...um..."depository" of the breakfast you eat.
You have taken "multi-tasking" to an
entirely unacceptable level, little one!
(squeeeeeeeEEEEE!!!)

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Som Sabadell flashmob - YouTube

Som Sabadell flashmob - YouTube

WE GOT GUINEA PIG GOOSEBUMPS,
MOM'S JAW DROPPED IN AWE,
EVERYBODY SMILED,
BUT NO ONE WHEEKED OR SQUEE-ED
BECAUSE WE WERE EXPERIENCING SOMETHING UTTERLY SPECTACULAR AND UNUSUAL AND FULL OF HUMANITY, CHILDREN, AND SPONTANOUS JOY, JUST AS BEETHOVEN WOULD HAVE IT!
ENJOY!

Friday, July 6, 2012

I HAVE A SONG TO SING...

 
I have a song to sing:
The sound's quite a beautiful thing,
My voice may be squeaky 
Yet "SQEEEEZ!" like a Guinea-Ring.


It's the Ring of a Guinea Pig
Grow'n up in America
The Song of a Happy Boy,
Go'n: "Tra-La-La-la---la-La!"


Yes, I have a song to sing
about life:
that's my FAVORITE thing!
Cuz we're happy pigs, ALL us here
Share our love with the world
and CHEER!


~original lyrics and music
composed by Peter-Peanut
July 6, 2012~ 

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Thursday, July 5, 2012

YumYum Takes a Moment...

 
Dear Friends,
It's been awhile since I've made any speeches and mom said not to talk with my mouth full but so many changes are happening I just had to show you how adorable they have made me!
1. The sun came out: SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
2. Mom moved into the living room and we get more love: SQUEE!
3. Peter-Peanut turned into a wee bitty "man-pig" and is always playing with Bhindi now to see who owns what in their habitat. They wake me during my beauty naps. They love each other but play too much in my opinion.
4. Vinny-Guinea stares adoringly at me through the bars of our
adjacent cages and I think he has a "man-crush" on me. We sleep side by side divided only by the bars but in our hearts we share one cage and I am the undisputed BOSS of it!
5. We realize mom is sick but we're kicking her out of bed tomorrow to go shopping for more watermelon no matter how she feels.
6. Fairy dear, on your blog post it appears you have packed your plane for holidays and hope you are coming HERE?! Sure, other piggies say they love you, but who ya gonna believe, them or me?
7. We hear the physicists have finally found "The God Particle?"
Life is all about us.
They should have asked me!
And parsley, life is about parsley.
Love & "Noms" everybody,
YumYum
the Magnificent~
the Imperial~
Still the BEST!
G'NIGHT, loves.
Stay COOL now, ya heah?!
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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

It's a Perfect Summer Holiday!

 
Guess What?
Mom moved in with us!
Now we all live together.
Next to each other!
It's a PiggieHoliday-4-All!
(& mom gets to be a pig, too!
cookie crumb-hay snacks!)

 
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